Simon Rex

It got purchased. That's true. But then I moved to Crown Heights. Landlord died of AIDS. Yeah. Got mugged immediately. And I lived as a Jewish side, Hasidic Jew and a Caribbean black. One big highway going down the middle, and I lived on the black side. So all the black guys thought I was Jewish. They were like, you're on the wrong side, motherfucker.

And I'm like, actually, they don't want me either.

And I'm like, actually, they don't want me either.

And I'm like, actually, they don't want me either.

I could pass, but they were like orthodox.

I could pass, but they were like orthodox.

I could pass, but they were like orthodox.

They'd pull up in their minivan and be like, get in, get in. And I was like, I'm not Jewish. And they'd slide that door closed and Hava Nagila.

They'd pull up in their minivan and be like, get in, get in. And I was like, I'm not Jewish. And they'd slide that door closed and Hava Nagila.

They'd pull up in their minivan and be like, get in, get in. And I was like, I'm not Jewish. And they'd slide that door closed and Hava Nagila.

So true. They look Amish. Very similar.

So true. They look Amish. Very similar.

So true. They look Amish. Very similar.

I did a gig in Lancaster. You ever see the buggies, the horse and buggy out there, the Amish people?

I did a gig in Lancaster. You ever see the buggies, the horse and buggy out there, the Amish people?

I did a gig in Lancaster. You ever see the buggies, the horse and buggy out there, the Amish people?

Yeah. Yeah. It's weird because they're at the Wawa. What's a Wawa? Wawa is like a 7-Eleven.

Yeah. Yeah. It's weird because they're at the Wawa. What's a Wawa? Wawa is like a 7-Eleven.

Yeah. Yeah. It's weird because they're at the Wawa. What's a Wawa? Wawa is like a 7-Eleven.

I don't think so.