Sir Winston Pickles
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I don't own three of anything at home, just to deter jugglers.
Despite that, I have the emotional and financial stability of a 14-year-old with a stolen credit card and divorced parents.
I spend most of my money at the strip club on escorts and on weed, honestly.
So my solution is I'm going to go to a medical trial here in Austin.
They're going to inject my butt with HIV medication.
In the cheek, not in the hole, in case anybody was wondering.
I'm really afraid of public speaking, so the only reason I did...
You want to finish that?
The only reason I did this was to try to get Kim Congdon's attention.
I tried to send her flowers here.
At Mic Drop Comedy in San Diego, Kearney Mesa, to be more specific.
I talked to her for about two hours.
I told her that night, I said, you know, Tony Hinchcliffe and Nikki Glaser, I assume, you guys should roast my favorite athlete, Tom Brady.