Slade

Have I died?

And Gina's like, oh, my God, I don't like that at all.

I'm trying to be brave, but I'm feeling anxiety right now.

Oh, my God, even that alligator is mad that she can't sleep.

And then Gina's like, oh my god, where's the mom and the dad?

Hey, how many of you share a room?

And I was swinging your way, Katie, but I don't know what to do now.

But in my heart, I gotta know.

It's a very credible journalist, Katie.

Okay?

Like, very, very, very credible.

Like, this journalist served in Iraq.

Gretchen's like, but that credible journalist, if they're credible, quoted and unquoted, then why did they call me?

Like, nobody called me about it.

And Gina's like, well, no, they didn't call you because they're not going to print it because they know it's a lie.

They know it's a lie, so they're not going to print it.

And she goes, if it's a lie, then why are we talking about it?

She's like, well, if you don't care that she sat at lunch and said that about you, then what do I care?

And Gretchen's like, I need proof.

I need proof that this is the truth.