Sona Movsesian

Not much of a reader, are you?

Not much of a reader, are you?

Not much of a reader, are you?

In third grade, I had heard that there was this Evelyn Wood speed reading course where people, there was advertised on television where you could read really fast. Oh, I thought that was so cool. And I just went to school and told people I could do it. And they were like, prove it. So I picked up a book and I flipped through the pages really fast.

In third grade, I had heard that there was this Evelyn Wood speed reading course where people, there was advertised on television where you could read really fast. Oh, I thought that was so cool. And I just went to school and told people I could do it. And they were like, prove it. So I picked up a book and I flipped through the pages really fast.

In third grade, I had heard that there was this Evelyn Wood speed reading course where people, there was advertised on television where you could read really fast. Oh, I thought that was so cool. And I just went to school and told people I could do it. And they were like, prove it. So I picked up a book and I flipped through the pages really fast.

And I wasn't reading, but I was flipping through it really fast because I was embarrassed. So I was covering for the fact that I had said I could do this. And then I did it with another book and another book. And then they asked me what the books were about. And I was just saying stuff that kind of sounded like it would be the book. You're like George Washington saved the day. Yeah.

And I wasn't reading, but I was flipping through it really fast because I was embarrassed. So I was covering for the fact that I had said I could do this. And then I did it with another book and another book. And then they asked me what the books were about. And I was just saying stuff that kind of sounded like it would be the book. You're like George Washington saved the day. Yeah.

And I wasn't reading, but I was flipping through it really fast because I was embarrassed. So I was covering for the fact that I had said I could do this. And then I did it with another book and another book. And then they asked me what the books were about. And I was just saying stuff that kind of sounded like it would be the book. You're like George Washington saved the day. Yeah.

And they were like, wow. And they told the teacher, Mrs. Sollett, and they said, Conan's a speed reader. He just read three books in like two minutes. And she came over and saw what I was doing and basically said, you're an idiot. This is bullshit. Knock it off. And I remember being so embarrassed. I turned beet red. And I said, I'll never do a stupid thing again. More red. More red. Wow.

And they were like, wow. And they told the teacher, Mrs. Sollett, and they said, Conan's a speed reader. He just read three books in like two minutes. And she came over and saw what I was doing and basically said, you're an idiot. This is bullshit. Knock it off. And I remember being so embarrassed. I turned beet red. And I said, I'll never do a stupid thing again. More red. More red. Wow.

And they were like, wow. And they told the teacher, Mrs. Sollett, and they said, Conan's a speed reader. He just read three books in like two minutes. And she came over and saw what I was doing and basically said, you're an idiot. This is bullshit. Knock it off. And I remember being so embarrassed. I turned beet red. And I said, I'll never do a stupid thing again. More red. More red. Wow.

And I was drinking that day. Adam, it's a thrill to have you here. Good to be here. I remember you first came onto my radar because my assistant, who's with me today, Sona Mosessian, and joins me often. I remember she was my assistant. And from the day you started working for me, every day you would come in and you were constantly talking about this show, Workaholics. Yes.

And I was drinking that day. Adam, it's a thrill to have you here. Good to be here. I remember you first came onto my radar because my assistant, who's with me today, Sona Mosessian, and joins me often. I remember she was my assistant. And from the day you started working for me, every day you would come in and you were constantly talking about this show, Workaholics. Yes.

And I was drinking that day. Adam, it's a thrill to have you here. Good to be here. I remember you first came onto my radar because my assistant, who's with me today, Sona Mosessian, and joins me often. I remember she was my assistant. And from the day you started working for me, every day you would come in and you were constantly talking about this show, Workaholics. Yes.

And you were obsessed with it. I was.

And you were obsessed with it. I was.

And you were obsessed with it. I was.

Yeah, thanks. And when I hear that something else is really funny, I'm furious. Yeah. Furious. I understand that. You know, like, what? This can't be funny. How am I involved? And she said, it has nothing to do with you. Yeah. And I said, am I in it? And, you know, it was at that level of pathology. Did I write for this? Yeah. Or did they steal my journal and create a TV show?

Yeah, thanks. And when I hear that something else is really funny, I'm furious. Yeah. Furious. I understand that. You know, like, what? This can't be funny. How am I involved? And she said, it has nothing to do with you. Yeah. And I said, am I in it? And, you know, it was at that level of pathology. Did I write for this? Yeah. Or did they steal my journal and create a TV show?