Sona Movsesian

Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend with Conan O'Brien, Sonam Ovsessian, and Matt Gourley. Produced by me, Matt Gourley. Executive produced by Adam Sachs, Jeff Ross, and Nick Liao. Theme song by The White Stripes. Incidental music by Jimmy Vivino. Take it away, Jimmy. Our supervising producer is Aaron Blair. And our associate talent producer is Jennifer Samples.

Engineering and mixing by Eduardo Perez and Brendan Burns. Additional production support by Mars Melnick. Talent booking by Paula Davis, Gina Batista, and Brit Kahn. You can rate and review this show on Apple Podcasts, and you might find your review read on a future episode. Got a question for Conan? Call the Team Coco hotline at

Engineering and mixing by Eduardo Perez and Brendan Burns. Additional production support by Mars Melnick. Talent booking by Paula Davis, Gina Batista, and Brit Kahn. You can rate and review this show on Apple Podcasts, and you might find your review read on a future episode. Got a question for Conan? Call the Team Coco hotline at

Engineering and mixing by Eduardo Perez and Brendan Burns. Additional production support by Mars Melnick. Talent booking by Paula Davis, Gina Batista, and Brit Kahn. You can rate and review this show on Apple Podcasts, and you might find your review read on a future episode. Got a question for Conan? Call the Team Coco hotline at

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Well, come on.

Well, come on.

Well, come on.

Luke, I am your father.

Luke, I am your father.

Luke, I am your father.

See, that's the thing is they don't even need a reason. They don't even need a reason. Hey, man, you're not thinking it through, man.

See, that's the thing is they don't even need a reason. They don't even need a reason. Hey, man, you're not thinking it through, man.

See, that's the thing is they don't even need a reason. They don't even need a reason. Hey, man, you're not thinking it through, man.

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down that pussy wall.

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down that pussy wall.

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down that pussy wall.

A lateral move. A lateral move near the vaginal wall. Well, I didn't want it to sound... Could lead to tearing.