Sophia Kianni

And I'm like, what kids? And also, how is that how you're going to react to this? Like, that is so negative. But I'm still delusionally believing he's my childhood sweetheart, whatever. We're going to get married. And then me and Phoebe are talking. She's like, you're going to break up with him. I'm like, she's literally trying to sabotage me. Fast forward, we're roommates.

This was actually before we're roommates. This is like lore. We're roommates. I've very recently broken up with him. I'm basically like sobbing, trying to keep it together. I'm not in my bag at all. I'm a mess. The bag has fallen off. And Phoebe's like, are you okay? What's wrong? And I'm like, we did break up. She's like, I knew it.

This was actually before we're roommates. This is like lore. We're roommates. I've very recently broken up with him. I'm basically like sobbing, trying to keep it together. I'm not in my bag at all. I'm a mess. The bag has fallen off. And Phoebe's like, are you okay? What's wrong? And I'm like, we did break up. She's like, I knew it.

This was actually before we're roommates. This is like lore. We're roommates. I've very recently broken up with him. I'm basically like sobbing, trying to keep it together. I'm not in my bag at all. I'm a mess. The bag has fallen off. And Phoebe's like, are you okay? What's wrong? And I'm like, we did break up. She's like, I knew it.

But then she actually ends up being the most incredible person on the planet. Like the most supportive friend gives me such good advice. And I was like, whoa, I love this girl. And I'm fake tanning at 2 a.m. I'm butt naked. She's talking to me. We're talking for hours. And I'm like, this is my soul sister. We really just got along instantly after I stopped being...

But then she actually ends up being the most incredible person on the planet. Like the most supportive friend gives me such good advice. And I was like, whoa, I love this girl. And I'm fake tanning at 2 a.m. I'm butt naked. She's talking to me. We're talking for hours. And I'm like, this is my soul sister. We really just got along instantly after I stopped being...

But then she actually ends up being the most incredible person on the planet. Like the most supportive friend gives me such good advice. And I was like, whoa, I love this girl. And I'm fake tanning at 2 a.m. I'm butt naked. She's talking to me. We're talking for hours. And I'm like, this is my soul sister. We really just got along instantly after I stopped being...

like a robot and I broke down my walls and I just opened up and I actually talked about what was going on. And we talked about like, yeah, the divorces, the ex-boyfriends, like we realized how much we had in common. It was amazing.

like a robot and I broke down my walls and I just opened up and I actually talked about what was going on. And we talked about like, yeah, the divorces, the ex-boyfriends, like we realized how much we had in common. It was amazing.

like a robot and I broke down my walls and I just opened up and I actually talked about what was going on. And we talked about like, yeah, the divorces, the ex-boyfriends, like we realized how much we had in common. It was amazing.

It was a true arc. It was a true arc. All alone.

It was a true arc. It was a true arc. All alone.

It was a true arc. It was a true arc. All alone.

So in college, I discovered that I'm doing public speaking. And you're supposed to get paid when you public speak. And I need to pay my Stanford tuition. So I'm like, hey, can you give me $100 to do this speech? Everyone laughs in my face. They're like, absolutely not. So I'm like, OK, well, how can I get people to pay me? And one of my friends goes, well, you can have a fake assistant.

So in college, I discovered that I'm doing public speaking. And you're supposed to get paid when you public speak. And I need to pay my Stanford tuition. So I'm like, hey, can you give me $100 to do this speech? Everyone laughs in my face. They're like, absolutely not. So I'm like, OK, well, how can I get people to pay me? And one of my friends goes, well, you can have a fake assistant.

So in college, I discovered that I'm doing public speaking. And you're supposed to get paid when you public speak. And I need to pay my Stanford tuition. So I'm like, hey, can you give me $100 to do this speech? Everyone laughs in my face. They're like, absolutely not. So I'm like, OK, well, how can I get people to pay me? And one of my friends goes, well, you can have a fake assistant.

Make it a man and make him negotiate your deals for you. And I'm like, that's so psychotic. You're a genius. I'm going to do that.

Make it a man and make him negotiate your deals for you. And I'm like, that's so psychotic. You're a genius. I'm going to do that.

Make it a man and make him negotiate your deals for you. And I'm like, that's so psychotic. You're a genius. I'm going to do that.

So I create like Kobe Sophia team at Gmail dot com or something. I have a friend named Kobe. I'm so paranoid. I'm like, I'm going to put you on the phone. If anyone ever asks, you're my assistant. OK, he's like, you're psychotic. But I'm like, it's going to work. So Kobe, every time someone emails me, I'm like looping in my assistant Kobe to take it from here.