Sophia Kianni

So I create like Kobe Sophia team at Gmail dot com or something. I have a friend named Kobe. I'm so paranoid. I'm like, I'm going to put you on the phone. If anyone ever asks, you're my assistant. OK, he's like, you're psychotic. But I'm like, it's going to work. So Kobe, every time someone emails me, I'm like looping in my assistant Kobe to take it from here.

So I create like Kobe Sophia team at Gmail dot com or something. I have a friend named Kobe. I'm so paranoid. I'm like, I'm going to put you on the phone. If anyone ever asks, you're my assistant. OK, he's like, you're psychotic. But I'm like, it's going to work. So Kobe, every time someone emails me, I'm like looping in my assistant Kobe to take it from here.

Kobe's a hard ass he's like Sophia has spoken at all these places her rates are this and this he starts out with like a thousand dollars he's like she's gonna speak for a thousand dollars I'm like shitting my pants I'm like everyone's gonna think I'm a fraud this is so much money they're like done absolutely whatever Miss Keanu desires I'm like, I am Miss Keani now. I am Miss Keani now.

Kobe's a hard ass he's like Sophia has spoken at all these places her rates are this and this he starts out with like a thousand dollars he's like she's gonna speak for a thousand dollars I'm like shitting my pants I'm like everyone's gonna think I'm a fraud this is so much money they're like done absolutely whatever Miss Keanu desires I'm like, I am Miss Keani now. I am Miss Keani now.

Kobe's a hard ass he's like Sophia has spoken at all these places her rates are this and this he starts out with like a thousand dollars he's like she's gonna speak for a thousand dollars I'm like shitting my pants I'm like everyone's gonna think I'm a fraud this is so much money they're like done absolutely whatever Miss Keanu desires I'm like, I am Miss Keani now. I am Miss Keani now.

I was so paranoid. I would change the way that Kobe did his grammar to not sound like me. I would capitalize weirdly. Then when I had to loop myself back in, I would talk and sign off my emails in a different way. I had a whole elaborate scheme going on. And then I was telling Phoebe, I eventually got in way over my head. I promoted to my chief of staff because I was like, one thousand.

I was so paranoid. I would change the way that Kobe did his grammar to not sound like me. I would capitalize weirdly. Then when I had to loop myself back in, I would talk and sign off my emails in a different way. I had a whole elaborate scheme going on. And then I was telling Phoebe, I eventually got in way over my head. I promoted to my chief of staff because I was like, one thousand.

I was so paranoid. I would change the way that Kobe did his grammar to not sound like me. I would capitalize weirdly. Then when I had to loop myself back in, I would talk and sign off my emails in a different way. I had a whole elaborate scheme going on. And then I was telling Phoebe, I eventually got in way over my head. I promoted to my chief of staff because I was like, one thousand.

Let's try five thousand. Like, let's keep upping the stakes. We actually had a guest on the burnouts recently. And she's like, I don't know if you remember, but I actually talked to Kobe when you were in college. And I'm literally like about to die of embarrassment. I'm genuinely so embarrassed. And she's like, you looped in Kobe.

Let's try five thousand. Like, let's keep upping the stakes. We actually had a guest on the burnouts recently. And she's like, I don't know if you remember, but I actually talked to Kobe when you were in college. And I'm literally like about to die of embarrassment. I'm genuinely so embarrassed. And she's like, you looped in Kobe.

Let's try five thousand. Like, let's keep upping the stakes. We actually had a guest on the burnouts recently. And she's like, I don't know if you remember, but I actually talked to Kobe when you were in college. And I'm literally like about to die of embarrassment. I'm genuinely so embarrassed. And she's like, you looped in Kobe.

And then you were like, Sophia would love to do this, but you need to cover her travel and accommodations. And she also needs a speaking stipend. And I'm like so embarrassed. I am actually about to die. And she was like, honestly, at the time I was like, I don't think a college student would have an assistant, but I love this for her. And honestly, this does make sense. Like I will.

And then you were like, Sophia would love to do this, but you need to cover her travel and accommodations. And she also needs a speaking stipend. And I'm like so embarrassed. I am actually about to die. And she was like, honestly, at the time I was like, I don't think a college student would have an assistant, but I love this for her. And honestly, this does make sense. Like I will.

And then you were like, Sophia would love to do this, but you need to cover her travel and accommodations. And she also needs a speaking stipend. And I'm like so embarrassed. I am actually about to die. And she was like, honestly, at the time I was like, I don't think a college student would have an assistant, but I love this for her. And honestly, this does make sense. Like I will.

And she paid me. She literally paid me, paid for my flights, whatever, because of Kobe. No, this is so embarrassing. I think it's so genius.

And she paid me. She literally paid me, paid for my flights, whatever, because of Kobe. No, this is so embarrassing. I think it's so genius.

And she paid me. She literally paid me, paid for my flights, whatever, because of Kobe. No, this is so embarrassing. I think it's so genius.

Okay. I told Phoebe I was going to take this to the grave with me because it's genuinely also... But we agreed. She'll share it. I wanted to gatekeep it because it's such a good hack. So when I got into Stanford, I was like, oh my God, I need to apply for scholarships. I need to have scholarships to pay for college.

Okay. I told Phoebe I was going to take this to the grave with me because it's genuinely also... But we agreed. She'll share it. I wanted to gatekeep it because it's such a good hack. So when I got into Stanford, I was like, oh my God, I need to apply for scholarships. I need to have scholarships to pay for college.

Okay. I told Phoebe I was going to take this to the grave with me because it's genuinely also... But we agreed. She'll share it. I wanted to gatekeep it because it's such a good hack. So when I got into Stanford, I was like, oh my God, I need to apply for scholarships. I need to have scholarships to pay for college.