Sophia

It must be wrong.

Yeah.

I think you will know off of his reaction.

what like you need to take a look at his willy that's what i mean like has he is he taking any tablets has he got any new creams like what's going on because he will have been prescribed something i imagine like has he wanted to have sex also like check his emails you know has he got a follow-up email from the clinic yeah like do you think we should check his things yeah i would like check we should check his phone yeah

Don't tell yourself that, oh, I shouldn't invade his privacy.

Oh, okay.

Oh, my best friend went on a triple date with my ex and his new girlfriend.

My best friend went on a triple date, not a double date, a triple date with my ex and his new girlfriend.

This is not a drill.

Thank God you are reading this dilemma.

I've spoken to my friends and we decided it was time to take it to court.

We're the courts.

Love that.

Basically, my best friend went on a double date with my ex and his new girlfriend.

Dramatic pause.

I'd love to say this is me exaggerating, but it isn't.

Yeah, that's not right.

This dilemma deserves a timeline for some background context.

Me and Susan have been best friends since we were four.

I'm talking family holidays, sleepovers, sharing, you know, TMI info like it's water.