Sophie Duker

Got on the date, and the first thing I noticed was that the girl wasn't wearing any socks.

Okay, I know this is Australian.

You have a different climate.

No, let me... Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Call me old-fashioned.

I think you should have a bit of fabric underfoot on a first date, right?

You know, wear your church shoes.

First thing she asked me, right, before we even ordered our starters, was this.

She was like...

If you could erase one thing from your life, what would it be?

If you could erase one thing from your life, what would it be?

Firstly, I think it is very wild that an adult woman in Crocs is asking me about my mistakes.

Also, I don't know you.

I didn't know anything about this woman.

The only thing I knew about her from her online dating profile, which meant that the only thing I knew about her was that she liked electronic music.

That says a lot.

To be honest, it is a red flag.

Also, it's the 2020s.

All music is electronic music.

grow up so that was the first time I was like okay maybe people aren't looking for um you know fun on these days they're looking for flaws I went on another date um I'm very optimistic so I arrived uh second when I got there my date was already there and they were reading a book and I don't know about you but whenever I see someone I fancy reading in public I always think