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SPEAKER_04

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3204 total appearances

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Duck Call Room
Duck Dynasty Appears in the Epstein Files for a Bizarre Reason

There's half a million zebras in the world.

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Duck Dynasty Appears in the Epstein Files for a Bizarre Reason

like i mean you can sit between them huh yeah and he seems he's a lot more chill like he doesn't that one out at that safari park ain't chill yeah right up to you try and take your snack take it right out your hand eat the whole thing well yeah he's been trained spit on you too so there's half a million zebras in the whole world how many horses do you think there are five mil

Duck Call Room
Duck Dynasty Appears in the Epstein Files for a Bizarre Reason

That boy, yeah.

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Duck Dynasty Appears in the Epstein Files for a Bizarre Reason

There's 60 million horses.

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Duck Dynasty Appears in the Epstein Files for a Bizarre Reason

Jeez.

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Duck Dynasty Appears in the Epstein Files for a Bizarre Reason

Yeah, that's probably why they went with horses.

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Duck Dynasty Appears in the Epstein Files for a Bizarre Reason

No, I'm saying they're dangerous.

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Duck Dynasty Appears in the Epstein Files for a Bizarre Reason

You think you're in charge, and luckily the horse does too, but as soon as the horse realizes he's in charge, it's over for you.

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Duck Dynasty Appears in the Epstein Files for a Bizarre Reason

They made a TV show about that one time where the animals were like, wait a second, we're bigger, faster, and stronger than all these humans and started fighting back.

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Duck Dynasty Appears in the Epstein Files for a Bizarre Reason

I think it totally failed, but it's a great movie idea.

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Duck Dynasty Appears in the Epstein Files for a Bizarre Reason

Yeah, it was a whole TV show called Zoo back in 2000.

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Duck Dynasty Appears in the Epstein Files for a Bizarre Reason

It didn't make it very long, but the animals had said, what if they decided to take it back?

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Duck Dynasty Appears in the Epstein Files for a Bizarre Reason

And then they just started fighting all of us for no reason.

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Duck Dynasty Appears in the Epstein Files for a Bizarre Reason

Well, probably because we've been eating them for so long.

Duck Call Room
Duck Dynasty Appears in the Epstein Files for a Bizarre Reason

A lot of them animals have thumbs.

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Duck Dynasty Appears in the Epstein Files for a Bizarre Reason

One of the best days of my life, when Carter was in the NICU, we were right beside the New Orleans Zoo.

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Duck Dynasty Appears in the Epstein Files for a Bizarre Reason

And, you know, sometimes we just had to get out of there.

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Duck Dynasty Appears in the Epstein Files for a Bizarre Reason

It was like, Carter, we'd take you, but, you know.

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Duck Dynasty Appears in the Epstein Files for a Bizarre Reason

You need all these wires right now.

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Duck Dynasty Appears in the Epstein Files for a Bizarre Reason

One day we'll go back.