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Chapter 1: What bizarre event did Jacob Mayo and Bella Robertson witness?
Bye. Bye.
A zebra's got a better coat.
I put him to use.
He's still stuck on the zebra.
A zebra's got a better coat? Yeah. Than what? Than what?
But imagine. Okay. Actually, here's what we got to go back. They are just prisoners. They're escape prisoners. We got horses because we were riding around with swords stabbing people. You wouldn't want to be on a zebra when somebody else is on a horse.
Yeah. Eye level. Eye level.
Your mic sat down again. Why not? Why not? You got to have the high ground.
Yep.
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Chapter 2: What wild stories could Willie Robertson's friends share?
I'm really against that.
That's gross. Si says it all the time, piss on it. I mean, we might as well. Let's redo it with Si peeing on something. And make him a miniature person like Calvin. Yeah, make Si. A little miniature bearded man peeing on something. I bet ChatGPT could do a, we could tell it to make a mini Si Robertson peeing on whatever we wanted to.
If you don't like it, piss on it.
Look, this was on the back. And we're not even talking about the Epstein files. Or the R. Kelly files.
That was on the back. You can't say that. That was on the back of every Chevrolet in this town.
I know. We can make that a sign. He's like peeing on deer hunting and then has a duck hunting hat on or something.
Yeah.
See, that's what I'm talking about.
Why did we do that? I don't know. Why did it go away?
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Chapter 3: What happened during John-David's business robbery attempt?
I think I'd rather, yeah.
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I'll just say this. I was way more comfortable when the hurricanes come through and ripped us apart, and we were without for like a week than I was with the cold.
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts feel about parenting during preteen years?
Everybody pulled so many pranks.
Yeah.
Pranks were vicious, too. My mother used to... Grandpa would go out and check his garden every morning. Right. And he wore old big leather boots he slipped on. And after he would check the garden... would go out and steal one of his watermelons. And he couldn't figure out how she was doing it. Well, he'd go take a nap.
She'd slip in there, get his boots, slip them on, and walk in his footstep as he checked the garden, thumping watermelons until she found the right ones she wanted to eat and steal it and go eat it. And then go put his boots back. You know, it drove him insane.
Oh, that way she couldn't be tracked.
Yeah.
There you go.
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Chapter 5: What surprising fact did Martin share about potty training?
Absolutely.
There's Canadians in this world. And I just don't get it.
Yeah, I don't. Like people that live in Minnesota.
Don't get it. That's why they're all so mad. They're just cold.
Yeah, I would be mad too. Yeah.
Just walk out pissed off every day.
Yeah. Why do you think they're so mad?
I belong with Jimmy Buffett's lifestyle. I truly believe that. I was made to live that life.
He's an island boy. Yeah.
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Chapter 6: What are the hosts' thoughts on the significance of zebras?
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Have you ever rooted for it to fall out of there one time just so you get another one?
Every time.
I'm like, fall. But it never does.
No, it don't move. I just like to dip cones when I used to eat them. That's what me and my papa used to get all the time. After a baseball game as a kid.
We're going to Dairy Queen. There was no better announcement in the world than after a baseball game on Green Road. You're all standing there and one kid's parents say, hey, we're going to Dairy Queen.
Now you're going to get either a burger and fries or chicken strips and fries and a blizzard.
I was getting all of it.
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Chapter 7: What are the implications of the Epstein files mentioned?
And they were like, hey, that's that guy that y'all were looking for.
Santos? Was he there getting his stuff worked on?
Although he patrols that street a lot. Oh, man. People really aren't that smart.
No. The ones that are, you don't hear about them. Yeah, where'd they get the checkbook at?
It was stolen. Yeah. Something riffraff. Something stupid. During the power outage.
It was like a business, this checkbook or something.
Oh, good. Yeah, they won't ever check that, right? Yeah, it was a dumb move. Oh, man.
But he's got a couple of jig poles to his name.
From Toledo Tackle? Yeah. They ain't get nothing from y'all?
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