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I'm having trouble thinking of a specific thing, but she just went through the management training, and I know that they, like, spend years with, like, a group of scientists developing their products.

Yes, they do.

As good, if not better than, like...

Normal products like Doritos, they only hold Doritos because then everybody needs to still shop at H-E-B.

Harlan, get with the program, man.

Yes.

That's the perfect way to describe it.

But they'll develop a product for years before they release it.

making sure that it's superior to whatever they're trying to replicate.

Look, it's real.

People call it, here everything's better, but I believe it's just after somebody's name.

Thank you.

The buttered tortillas my girlfriend makes for breakfast.

Howard-y butts.

My girlfriend and I were going to have her move up to Chicago in June if something didn't take off comedy-wise for me, and she was like, I don't know where I'm going to work, where I'm going to shop, and I was just like, yeah, we got Jewel Osco, but that sucks compared to H-E-B.

Oh, yeah, there's no comparison.

What's your handicap?

Oh, I play the least amount of golf I ever have now that I caddy.

So like bogey golf, but I was like a 10 in college, so.

Good enough to keep up and have fun.