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Podcast Appearances
He was like, I totally miss him being like, I'm trying to figure out a way to meet you.
I thought this was like...
We're peers, man.
We're bros.
We're both fucking comics.
You know, that's what I thought.
And I show up to our first gig in D.C.
And I get out and I see him and he gets this kind of look.
Right.
And I was like, this guy's not trying to fuck me.
Because if he thinks I'm going to fuck him for a fucking 15 minutes by, you're fucking out of your mind, dude.
At least give me 20.
But he was super gentleman for like almost like three months.
Really?
You were three months?
Yeah, look at these two fucking porn addicted brains.
Well, it wasn't going to happen any other way.
I've had that.
I've had that happen where dudes will try that, and he'll be on the third date, and they're like, this was before, obviously, and they were trying to hook up, and I'd be like, hey, dude, I don't, whatever this is, I'm not doing it.
I'm like, oh, okay, well, I'm not really looking for anything serious.