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I'm like, cool, bye, pal.

And they're like, what the, because everybody just fucking, you know, and a lot of women think like, oh, yeah, that's what he says now, but I'll sleep with him, and then he'll change his mind.

It's like, no, you're just gonna have one more experience to regret.

You don't have to tell me.

But the nice thing.

That's what they really think.

That's what I couldn't believe.

I'm like, you think I'm going to put out?

First of all, I'm like, I'm funny enough.

I don't have to do that.

And second of all, no.

you're ugly and you're losers you can't even clean your room right but i did have a lot of that you know because i was when i started doing comedy i was in a relationship and so nobody did any of that they were just like respectful or whatever and then i got single and it was like all of a sudden and i go i go what do you guys think is going on this is the same person you've been dealing with for the last three years you think something's changed right and they just all the water yeah

They all just, like, scurried back to their little corners because comedians are cowards.

They're, like, total cowards, you know.

But, yeah, I could say that, no, he's the only comedian I've ever hooked up with and we're getting married.

Thank you.

I know.

He's a good guy.

You're just saying that because he likes black people.

Yeah.