Spencer Agnew

I love it. What about like a three-wick candle?

I love it. What about like a three-wick candle?

Ooh, see, I like it, because I like the throw. Peyton Manning. It's fucking crazy, man. The throw is like how much... Ew, does it taste like a Peyton Manning? It's how much scent it puts out. It's like, ooh, this candle is a good throw, means it puts out a lot of smell. This thing is throwing scent around. Whoa. I went in the club, she was throwing candle. Slang and scent. She was throwing, yeah.

Ooh, see, I like it, because I like the throw. Peyton Manning. It's fucking crazy, man. The throw is like how much... Ew, does it taste like a Peyton Manning? It's how much scent it puts out. It's like, ooh, this candle is a good throw, means it puts out a lot of smell. This thing is throwing scent around. Whoa. I went in the club, she was throwing candle. Slang and scent. She was throwing, yeah.

They were bookmarking stuff. Well, yeah, I've never bookmarked porn.

They were bookmarking stuff. Well, yeah, I've never bookmarked porn.

Yeah. Searching my... Yeah, I have the Sherlock Holmes... My Mind Palace. I go to my Mind Palace and scream with porn playing. Porn where they love each other. Only where they love each other, though. That's fun. Fucking homegrown... RedTube? I feel like RedTube was such a... I gotta make sure they're married before I watch it. I need to see that ring. Yeah, it's funny.

Yeah. Searching my... Yeah, I have the Sherlock Holmes... My Mind Palace. I go to my Mind Palace and scream with porn playing. Porn where they love each other. Only where they love each other, though. That's fun. Fucking homegrown... RedTube? I feel like RedTube was such a... I gotta make sure they're married before I watch it. I need to see that ring. Yeah, it's funny.

I mean, not to get too in the weeds, but I feel like RedTube was such a thing in 2013. But now it kind of fell off. It's a name I've not heard in a long time.

I mean, not to get too in the weeds, but I feel like RedTube was such a thing in 2013. But now it kind of fell off. It's a name I've not heard in a long time.

Whoa. I got to see if she's still up. Yeah, dude. I got to find this vid. Oh. Whoa.

Whoa. I got to see if she's still up. Yeah, dude. I got to find this vid. Oh. Whoa.

Not wholesome.

Not wholesome.

No kissing?

No kissing?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Don't like that. Premarital? Not for me, bro. No, no. Silly? So anyways, I fucked that couch. Just kidding, everybody.

Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Don't like that. Premarital? Not for me, bro. No, no. Silly? So anyways, I fucked that couch. Just kidding, everybody.