A Bad Case Of The Sillies | Reading Reddit Stories
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What funny stories are discussed in this episode?
Hello, welcome to Reddit Stories. I'm Shane, and today's theme, silly. Some silly stories. And I'm joined by two silly gooses. Sharks, Spencer. Wait, wait, sing a song for us.
How did the gaslighting sandwich story unfold?
Sing a song?
We will take over the world with a million dollars.
My first thought was Austin Powers as well.
Oh my God.
There it is.
What are the hilarious consequences of lighting a candle?
Same brain.
You guys are in chairs for reasons we cannot tell you. I got too silly with it. Spencer got too silly with it. The couch will be back next week. Mom and dad needed to be separated a little bit. I was humping the couch.
I wasn't going to tell them, and now you revealed it.
I don't want too much. My neck hurts, so it hurts for me to be like... Don't do that, Ben.
You just did it.
Well, no, it hurts to prolong to keep it. I was worried when we did Resident Evil because I like to look back at you guys. I just wanted to take one more look at you.
I was wondering.
Sorry. So Kiana picked all these stories.
Oh, my God. They're going to be silly.
They're going to be fun. These are going to be some extra silly stories. I don't really know what... what Kiana's definition of silly is, but we're gonna find out.
I think anything can be silly to Kiana with the right, like, mood. Packaging.
Yeah, with the right packaging. With the right packaging. We're about to read the most messed up story we've ever heard, and Kiana's gonna be like, wasn't that silly? Yeah.
Like, what's silly anymore, you know?
Why does a teddy bear cause relationship tension?
I don't know, man. I think my brain is too broken. Well, let's hop into these. Okay. Okay, this first story comes from True Off My Chest. I gaslight my husband when we fight.
This is silly. So silly.
So silly.
This isn't anything crazy, just something funny that I want to tell people about, but can't risk getting caught. My husband, who's 30, and I, 30, have been together for eight years. For the past couple of years, I have been making him a peanut butter and jelly sandwich every day to take to work. I use Welch's Grape Concord Jelly. This is important for later. Every day, he tells me that I make the best sandwiches, and I just say, I make it with love. However... When we're fighting, he always says he can taste the difference in his PB and J, and I say, because I made it with hate. But the truth is, he can taste the hate in his sandwich, because when we fight, I use organic sugar-free grape jam.
It's in the back of the fridge, and he's never seen it, so it's what I use to convince him that he can't make me mad, or my anger makes food taste different.
I don't like this story. Yeah, your man lacks curiosity. He's not exploring the fridge, he's not exploring what.
To not, I am so locked in on all of my fridge that you can't hide anything from me.
Like, does he never go shopping? Is it just, he only eats one PB and J every day.
I would argue this is the ideal husband. He's not asking questions. Whoa. He's like, yeah, there was hate in that. There was hate in that. And it sounds like he feels like he deserves it, like he knows he did something wrong.
He's at work, and he's like my wife made hate This is weird I never looked in the back of the fridge
Your husband, he's kind of a chef, isn't he? Okay, yeah.
I mean, he's not a chef.
But he knows.
What happened when a sister's son ate jelly beans?
He knows the vibe. He cleans out the fridge every two weeks. He takes things out of ugly bottles and puts them in nice bottles.
That's cool.
And I'm like, well, we don't have to. And he's like, we're doing it. So that's his vibe. I remember your guest, the fridge.
So he would have clocked the jelly. He would have been like, what is this? This isn't hate, this is lack of sugar. Yeah, exactly. And what is hate if not lack of sugar?
Oh my God, so true.
Oh.
Ow! He broke my knuckles. My hand is broken. That was crazy. That's my game. I like to hit.
That was full on cat behavior there.
Being all nice and just. I think we would have a lot of fun if we just like fully fought. Oh my God. Like, that'd be crazy. Your whole body flies across the studio. No, that's like, that's like, it would truly be like a cartoon fight.
It would be really funny if you guys were just shittier people, it would make for great content.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What funny stories are discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:18
2
How did the gaslighting sandwich story unfold?
0:18–0:28
3
What are the hilarious consequences of lighting a candle?
0:28–1:39
4
Why does a teddy bear cause relationship tension?
1:39–3:41
5
What happened when a sister's son ate jelly beans?
3:41–5:29
6
How did the group respond to unique relationship dynamics?
5:29–1:06:28
Speakers
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