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You can probably get his personal information and then you guys can probably exchange pictures of your hard penises. With a certain can or bottle next to it to make sure you're both sized up equally. True. And we don't even have to do this in public, you know? You can just be private. Well, the gauntlet's sewn down.

You can probably get his personal information and then you guys can probably exchange pictures of your hard penises. With a certain can or bottle next to it to make sure you're both sized up equally. True. And we don't even have to do this in public, you know? You can just be private. Well, the gauntlet's sewn down.

Gonna be in Austin anytime soon. I'm at a urinal right now and there's nobody next to me.

Gonna be in Austin anytime soon. I'm at a urinal right now and there's nobody next to me.

Like slurping out the old juices?

Like slurping out the old juices?

That guy really likes it both ways, it seems. What do you mean?

That guy really likes it both ways, it seems. What do you mean?

I mean, he likes lady juices and guy juices, it seems like.

I mean, he likes lady juices and guy juices, it seems like.

Once you fuck every hot lady, the next thing is boys.

Once you fuck every hot lady, the next thing is boys.

You can't be angry and do that. If you haven't fucked 1,000 ladies, four-digit ladies, and you fuck guys, you're gay. If you fucked 1,000 ladies and now you start fucking guys, you're just the fucking man.

You can't be angry and do that. If you haven't fucked 1,000 ladies, four-digit ladies, and you fuck guys, you're gay. If you fucked 1,000 ladies and now you start fucking guys, you're just the fucking man.

I'm more of a DeSoto guy myself.

I'm more of a DeSoto guy myself.

Old fellas, too. She's including the old guys. That's nice. They're all including the old guys nowadays. That's very nice. Really?

Old fellas, too. She's including the old guys. That's nice. They're all including the old guys nowadays. That's very nice. Really?

I don't like seeing it, but I'm very happy for the guys. True.

I don't like seeing it, but I'm very happy for the guys. True.