Spud

I just keep a cup of gasoline in my Tesla so I can smell it.

I just keep a cup of gasoline in my Tesla so I can smell it.

You have a Tesla? I don't even have a fucking car. Does my girlfriend have a Tesla? Then I don't.

You have a Tesla? I don't even have a fucking car. Does my girlfriend have a Tesla? Then I don't.

Yeah, those things are fucking sick. They sell them now for like 5Gs that just already look like it.

Yeah, those things are fucking sick. They sell them now for like 5Gs that just already look like it.

I don't really like driving that much anymore.

I don't really like driving that much anymore.

So did he not need to eat all that raw meat?

So did he not need to eat all that raw meat?

Because he hasn't had a fucking proper meal in the past three years.

Because he hasn't had a fucking proper meal in the past three years.

If I have a second sentence.

If I have a second sentence.

The suicide queen or king card thing.

The suicide queen or king card thing.