Stavros Halkias

We had to do it. I printed pictures and jacked off to them. We'd go to freeones.com. Yeah. I spent a lot of time trying to find naked WWE ladies. Shout out to Sable. Yeah, Sable. A lot of stuff. There was a couple fakes that I still think of. I don't jack off to them, but I think of them fondly. There you go. Maybe I'll incorporate them in the appetizer part of jerking off.

When you're just kind of thinking about stuff.

When you're just kind of thinking about stuff.

When you're just kind of thinking about stuff.

A lot of ink. Still the same amount of ink, though. I know. The paper's not the problem.

A lot of ink. Still the same amount of ink, though. I know. The paper's not the problem.

A lot of ink. Still the same amount of ink, though. I know. The paper's not the problem.

Yeah, dude, it was fucking, it was hilarious. And then we got, there was a weird period where we had dial-ups so late that, like, Kazaa and all that other shit is already around. Like, downloading MP3s and videos is already happening. But because it was dial-up, to download a video, I would literally just put it on all night.

Yeah, dude, it was fucking, it was hilarious. And then we got, there was a weird period where we had dial-ups so late that, like, Kazaa and all that other shit is already around. Like, downloading MP3s and videos is already happening. But because it was dial-up, to download a video, I would literally just put it on all night.

Yeah, dude, it was fucking, it was hilarious. And then we got, there was a weird period where we had dial-ups so late that, like, Kazaa and all that other shit is already around. Like, downloading MP3s and videos is already happening. But because it was dial-up, to download a video, I would literally just put it on all night.

And we just wouldn't have a telephone.

And we just wouldn't have a telephone.

And we just wouldn't have a telephone.

Yeah, it was awesome. My parents were such immigrants that they had no idea how the computer worked at all. And then one day, my mom... Like, it was atrocious. She just, like... She just, like, figured... Took some class at the library, and it was just like... Fucking bamboozled you.

Yeah, it was awesome. My parents were such immigrants that they had no idea how the computer worked at all. And then one day, my mom... Like, it was atrocious. She just, like... She just, like, figured... Took some class at the library, and it was just like... Fucking bamboozled you.

Yeah, it was awesome. My parents were such immigrants that they had no idea how the computer worked at all. And then one day, my mom... Like, it was atrocious. She just, like... She just, like, figured... Took some class at the library, and it was just like... Fucking bamboozled you.

Yeah, my... I never even... I was so fucking cocky, I never even bothered to clear my internet history. I was like, I'm not... I'm not fucking losing these memories. I need to know what to jack off to. And it was just like, you know, bang bus.

Yeah, my... I never even... I was so fucking cocky, I never even bothered to clear my internet history. I was like, I'm not... I'm not fucking losing these memories. I need to know what to jack off to. And it was just like, you know, bang bus.

Yeah, my... I never even... I was so fucking cocky, I never even bothered to clear my internet history. I was like, I'm not... I'm not fucking losing these memories. I need to know what to jack off to. And it was just like, you know, bang bus.

My mom didn't know how to use a computer. There was even one that was like, and then, you know, it would link you. I think, you know, you would link to other shit. There wasn't like the tube sites. You would go on specific websites. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you would watch the teasers. Shout out to the teenagers. And I got deep.