Business Lunch w/ Stavros Halkias

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What are the upcoming live show details?

H. Foley 0:00
Hey there gang, do you want to come to an RU Garbage live show and ask your question? Sure you do. Good news for you, back on the block tour tickets are on sale. We're talking about a nice stand-up comedy show, plus we play AYG with the crowd, so grab the squad and come out and see Kippy and I.
Kevin Ryan 0:15
The big man ain't lying. In March, we're starting back up on the road. We're going to Pontiac, Michigan, Indianapolis, Indiana, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Madison, Wisconsin, Minneapolis, Minnesota, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Cleveland, Ohio, and Atlantic City. All tickets available at rugarbage.com.
Dave Trolley 0:30
We'll see you there. Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

Who is the special guest on today's episode?

H. Foley 0:52
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? Oh, yeah. It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find it out to be classy. Yeah. But they're just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, Dave Trolley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tooties in the new edition. She's down in the basement stuck in the dryer. Okay. So get while the getting's good, boys.
Dave Trolley 1:15
Okay.
H. Foley 1:17
That's our good friend Goose over there on the Patreon. Mike Howes is coming at you from right next to me. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage? He is an international businessman and my best pal in the whole wide world, and I love him. Give it up for KJ. Kevin James Ryan, everybody.
Kevin Ryan 1:30
Hey, what up, gang? Thanks for tuning in. As always, make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube, and now full video available on Spotify over there. The kids got in over there on Spotify. Still waiting on a check, by the way. Just in time. Just in time. Catching the wave, baby. Full video available on Spotify. Then obviously the greatest website of all time. I got to tell nobody in this room. www.patreon.com. Are you garbage? You go over there and get all that bonus content.
H. Foley 1:59
Yes, sir, you do. Thank you so much, Kippy. And gang, we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly. Special guest back with us again today. He is one of the funniest, one of the hardest working men in show business. He's got a movie, Let's Start a Cult, out. One of the stars of Tires over there on Netflix. You can hear him every week in his amazing podcast, Stavi's World. And he's about to kick off the Dreamboat Tour. February 21st, Sacramento, California. That's right. At the Hard Rock Live. Give it up for the Greek God of Baltimore, Stavros Karkias.
Stavros Halkias 2:31
Just of Baltimore. Very narrow jurisdiction. It's a niche. I was banished from Mount Olympus. They're like, we don't want you in Greece. Here's a small, struggling mid-Atlantic city.
H. Foley 2:43
That's your domain. Made a move on Aphrodite. Pissed a couple of people off. Buddy, how you feeling?
Stavros Halkias 2:53
Good, man. Thanks for having me, boys. Thank you. Last minute, you know, we were just texting yesterday.
H. Foley 2:58
Uh-huh. A couple of girls chatting back and forth. That's awesome. Yeah, yeah.
Stavros Halkias 3:01
Just got a little day date going. It was great. I love it. I wanted to, I got, I want to promote the tour, the Dreamboat tour. I'm hitting the road. I pretty much took all of last year off. And so, yeah, I was like, let's hop, let's hop in the fucking, let's get in the basement, baby.
Kevin Ryan 3:16
Get the boys back together.
Stavros Halkias 3:17
Let's get the boys back together. Let's see what.
Kevin Ryan 3:19
Let's talk recipes. Yeah, yeah.
Stavros Halkias 3:22
What chain restaurant can we discuss for an hour?

What are some funny stories from childhood?

H. Foley 3:26
French onion soup pasta. Have you seen it? Have you heard about it? Because it looks pretty goddamn good.
Kevin Ryan 3:33
Like we were going to tackle the big topics. I wanted to get back with the brain trust and really talk about topics.
H. Foley 3:40
You got to figure out the southern border thing. Oh, yeah. Speaking of which, let's talk burritos.
Stavros Halkias 3:44
Yeah, exactly.
H. Foley 3:46
You got the bus for the tour.
Stavros Halkias 3:47
I'm going bus.
H. Foley 3:48
That's fucking awesome.
Stavros Halkias 3:49
I'm excited for that. Yeah, it is like it is basically you guys said it's like summer camp. It's a it's a I mean, it's a very expensive summer. Oh, yeah. I mean, it's so it's sad what culture has deteriorated to where guys like you and me can afford tour buses. But we'll take it. You know what I mean?

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