Stavros Halkias

That's so fucked up.

That's so fucked up.

That's so fucked up.

What are you, lubricating the burger down your throat? You want it to travel down your gullet easier? Do you dip the burger in the mashed potatoes a little bit?

What are you, lubricating the burger down your throat? You want it to travel down your gullet easier? Do you dip the burger in the mashed potatoes a little bit?

What are you, lubricating the burger down your throat? You want it to travel down your gullet easier? Do you dip the burger in the mashed potatoes a little bit?

Okay, a mashed potato, if it's ever going to be not trashed, is a side to something with a protein and a vegetable, and it should come with maybe a little... See, that's the thing. If it's not going to be trash, it does come with some kind of sauce, maybe an au jus, some other kind of dipping sauce. Sure. But once you take the mashed potato and you take it to its lower forms...

Okay, a mashed potato, if it's ever going to be not trashed, is a side to something with a protein and a vegetable, and it should come with maybe a little... See, that's the thing. If it's not going to be trash, it does come with some kind of sauce, maybe an au jus, some other kind of dipping sauce. Sure. But once you take the mashed potato and you take it to its lower forms...

Okay, a mashed potato, if it's ever going to be not trashed, is a side to something with a protein and a vegetable, and it should come with maybe a little... See, that's the thing. If it's not going to be trash, it does come with some kind of sauce, maybe an au jus, some other kind of dipping sauce. Sure. But once you take the mashed potato and you take it to its lower forms...

Boxed, for example. Boxed, mashed, never not trashed. No, 100%. It doesn't exist. Even at a fucking diner, mashed potatoes, I would even say ketchup might be the dividing line to when mashed potatoes become trashed or not. Wow. Because if it's fucked up to even conceive of asking for ketchup at a place where they have mashed potatoes, that's a classy mashed potato. Yeah.

Boxed, for example. Boxed, mashed, never not trashed. No, 100%. It doesn't exist. Even at a fucking diner, mashed potatoes, I would even say ketchup might be the dividing line to when mashed potatoes become trashed or not. Wow. Because if it's fucked up to even conceive of asking for ketchup at a place where they have mashed potatoes, that's a classy mashed potato. Yeah.

Boxed, for example. Boxed, mashed, never not trashed. No, 100%. It doesn't exist. Even at a fucking diner, mashed potatoes, I would even say ketchup might be the dividing line to when mashed potatoes become trashed or not. Wow. Because if it's fucked up to even conceive of asking for ketchup at a place where they have mashed potatoes, that's a classy mashed potato. Yeah.

But if someone would bring you ketchup without a second thought, it's trash 100%.

But if someone would bring you ketchup without a second thought, it's trash 100%.

But if someone would bring you ketchup without a second thought, it's trash 100%.

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, exactly.

You want me to fucking pour mayo down your throat, too? Who fucking cares?

You want me to fucking pour mayo down your throat, too? Who fucking cares?