Steph Tolev
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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Steph Tolev!
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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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Don't start doing that. You don't go in. Hey, what's the security system like here? But there was.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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Reddit's just calling it a juvenile prison. Really? Are you serious? Check out the Wikipedia. Let's find out if you're in the notable alum. I am.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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Get eyes on that. Oh, yeah. I'm on there. Let's see what kind of competition she's in.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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What's she doing now? She seems like a bit of a psycho.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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Assault charge. What was the mascot there at East York?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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It's not like you guys served a nickel or anything. You have a teardrop on your eye? No, on my tit.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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Was it like, I'm sorry, was it? Was there another pool connected to it?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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She responded so confidently that I'm backpedaling. I've never had any. People go, yeah, that is weird. She's like, yeah, you fucking pussy. I always do. My all-stars. That's not great. It's not? No.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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I'm also saying it's not that great. A white all-star high top?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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I'm not on fucking trial here, nor is the system, by the way, that has been tried and true for 500 episodes.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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Apparently, yeah. I mean, I think a lot of this is just, you know, for clinical research at this point. I think we know the verdict.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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I think you might surprise us. We'll see. We'll see. She's got the middle of her nose. It's beautiful. I thought she had a boog going for the first couple of minutes. I was like, Jesus Christ. I didn't see that.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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Whose idea was this? Mine, of course. And you're like, hey, what was his name, Justin? Justin. Hey, Justin, was Justin... He was into it. Was he romantically involved with anybody? Why did he not go with the...
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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I got to say, those people typically, the people on the announcement crew, you did the announcement crew, student government, and were in the theater department.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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I don't know what's going on. Sounds like something out of fucking Saved by the Bell.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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They wrote ugly. Or a detective trying to get to the bottom of the case.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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Yeah, last one was Jordan Jensen, so you're in good company.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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No. I mean... All right, so high school was bumpy. High school was bumpy. I was touching good.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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Then college. College, you know, and then now you're a successful comedian.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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I think your hair's getting more coiffed as the episode goes on. What the fuck? In a good way or a bad way?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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Nice joint. What neighborhood is this in? It's not a great neighborhood. Phoenix, Arizona? Where the fuck is this?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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Yeah, that's weird. And it's weird how excited you are about it.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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Also, you're like, Happy Gilmore's my favorite movie, so it's like the third lead. So he's living in New York. You're obsessed with the third lead's nephew?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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No smell. We take care of it. We clean them. Me and him have our own mics even on the road when we do road clients like very much.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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So I'm like, I'm going to pay for the fucking internet when he's not even fucking there. How long has he been living there?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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Some sort of normalcy is involved. Finally, we're getting to something. Although you are dating Shooter McGavin's nephew, which is like, it's absurd at that.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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You have the one that you put in and crank, or do you have, like, the small one? No, the small one that you just turn the top on.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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Well, you plate the takeout, or do you eat it out of the carton?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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You'll plate it. So you'll bring the bag in, go to the kitchen, plate it up.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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Okay. What's in the fridge currently right now? Absolutely nothing. Nothing. Because you're on the road?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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Pickles, that's going down. That's pointing in your direction. How do you feel about the rotisserie chicken?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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From what I'm picking up, yeah. Jesus Christ. Do you chew your ice?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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If you're making scrambled eggs, will you crack the egg and put the shell back in the carton?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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It's really cheap, too. What's a go-to drink for Steph Toloff? I apologize.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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Pretty classy. That's pretty classy. That's not bad. And water, obviously. That's pretty classy. Are there any paper plates or red Solo cups in your apartment right now?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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I don't think anybody's grandparents were attractive. Some, no. They were very, like, utilitarian back in the day. They were, like, in the mines and shit. Nobody was good-looking.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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It's not great. You don't want to be breaking new ground on this show.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Steph Tolev!
Have you ever pulled a fire alarm? No. Okay. Have you ever intentionally given someone the wrong directions?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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Have you been to a HomeGoods, a Marshalls, or TJ Maxx in the last 30 days?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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Yeah, I was at a Marshalls very recently. Will you eat over the sink?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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Yeah, toilet brush. I brought hemorrhoids. No, I got my bidet for the hemorrhoids. There you go. Is there any milk crates in your apartment?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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That would be great if it was socially acceptable for me to do jumpsuits. What's the deodorant situation?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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Okay. She just means in a dirty glass. I mean in a solo cup. In a coffee cup. Do you know how to use chopsticks?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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All right, take it easy. If you go to a restaurant, will you ask to change tables? Yeah, I've done that. Under what circumstances?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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You're shitting on our chairs. You're about to shit on our chairs. No, that's okay. No, these were more comfortable than those chairs.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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I don't go on the set a lot, so... Will you send food back and under what circumstance? No.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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How do you get the steak cooked? Medium rare. Gentlemen. Okay.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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You think Shooter McGavin's nephew can't put down a T-bone stick?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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I mean, like, listen, this is just for the love of the game. I think she could pull out of this.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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I get really nuts. Have you ever farted in your hand and made someone else smell it?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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The people's jam. Well... Have you ever ordered a shot of Fireball?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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No, inside the fridge. Fridge, fridge, fridge. Okay. What kind of air freshener do you got in the car?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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How am I making it worse? That's enough. You need to stop talking. Seriously. Oh, God. Let's cut to commercial real quick. We'll be right back with the roots, everybody.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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Jesus. Kippy, what do you got for them? Guys, we're over the road. Tour dates are on sale. Get them at RUGarbage.com. Also, we have some card games left. RUGarbage.com. Love yous. Steph, we love you. Thanks for having me. Gang, we love you. We'll see you next week. Peace.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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Okay. Where in Canada is this? Toronto. That's all in Toronto.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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Yeah, let's see it. Do you have a picture of your dad's wiener? These Canadians are weird. These Bulgarians party, dude.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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But my dad had a big sack, or he has a big sack, I would presume.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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You don't walk away from a hog like that. Those are hard to come by.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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At what age do they meet in high school? Do they have kids young?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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He is not. That guy's got ice water running through his veins.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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This Dave Becky guy says that. I told him we're going to do lunch tomorrow. Huh. What were vacations like growing up? Just dancing.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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Were you in the world championship? No, it was dog shit.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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Number one in my heart. Number 99 on the call sheet. Number one in my heart. Wow.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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You'll get used to it. I think you missed there, big guy. I'm asking because it might have been in the dancing world. Who was the most famous person you met as a kid? Was it like, holy shit, there's the world champion? It didn't have to be a superstar, but somebody, even local celebrity?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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I know who you're thinking of. I can't think of the guy's name. No, I think it was five days ago. Rock stars on ice. Kurt Browning and Elvis DeJaco share preview of their tour. I told you. Wow. I've been watching a lot of Good Morning America. This guy loves Kurt Browning.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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on Fridays. What was the house like growing up? Was it like a standalone single family home? Was it a townhouse, apartment?