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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Steph Tolev!

05 Jun 2025

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Chapter 1: What is the premise of 'Are You Garbage'?

295.937 - 301.26 Mike Coase

Well, I got a big honker too, so I'm smelling. You're in there. I got an extra scent. I can smell a mile away. It is hell.

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301.82 - 306.863 Kevin Ryan

It's tough. Give us the origin story of Steph Tolove. Lay it on us.

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306.883 - 313.526 Mike Coase

Start from the beginning. Start from the beginning. Please. Grandparents arranged marriage from Bulgaria. Stop. Okay.

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313.786 - 314.327 Kevin Ryan

That's right.

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314.627 - 318.269 Mike Coase

Your grandparents were coming in hot. My dad's mother and father.

318.949 - 321.05 Kevin Ryan

Arranged marriage. In Bulgaria.

321.17 - 323.671 Mike Coase

So my deado came across to Canada.

323.911 - 324.131 Kevin Ryan

Uh-huh.

324.151 - 336.595 Mike Coase

Had no idea what the fuck was going on. Uh-huh. Gets here. Can't speak English. Gives the wrong last name. My last name's supposed to be T-O-L-E-F-F, but my deado cannot speak English. He goes, mumbles it. Guy goes, Tolov. This is a made-up name.

Chapter 2: What funny stories does Steph Tolev share about her childhood?

1778.08 - 1791.35 Mike Coase

It was called Snow Jam, and I think Treble Charger, I believe, was headlining, and I body surfed. It was like rock. I body surfed, and a guy grabbed my ass and my tit, and I freaked out. Snow Jam, Toronto. Yeah, there it is.

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1791.39 - 1794.673 Kevin Ryan

This would be like a local radio station festival. That's probably it.

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1794.713 - 1796.434 Mike Coase

That's it. That's the one. That's it.

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1796.554 - 1797.415 Kevin Ryan

Let's see. Yeah. Wow, 2002.

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1798.676 - 1801.999 Mike Coase

It should be Treble Charger. Who else? Dropkick Murphys. Oh, fuck.

1802.019 - 1802.72 Steph Tolev

That's not bad.

1802.74 - 1810.668 Mike Coase

I didn't see them. Danko Jones. I remember seeing Danko Jones. So you probably went on Saturday. Yes. Swollen Members. Yes, that's where I was there. Swollen Members, Showcore, Mocha.

1810.688 - 1815.873 Kevin Ryan

I've never heard of any of these. Filter. Yes, yes, yes. Filter, like the band? Like Filter Filter? That's pretty good.

1815.893 - 1817.835 Mike Coase

It's not bad. Yeah, that's it.

Chapter 3: What was Steph's experience with dance competitions?

3396.998 - 3399.639 Kevin Ryan

It's very gross. Do you get them done? Like will you go and get a manicure?

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3399.659 - 3402.14 Mike Coase

I just got these done because I filmed something last week, but normally.

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3402.501 - 3404.681 Kevin Ryan

But normally you keep them like that. You don't do the long nails.

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3404.722 - 3407.123 Mike Coase

No, no, I hate that. I can't wipe my ass. I'm always back there.

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3407.883 - 3408.923 Kevin Ryan

You're always back there?

3408.943 - 3411.504 Mike Coase

I got a hemorrhoid. It happened this morning. I'm fucking pissed off.

3411.524 - 3412.305 Steph Tolev

You have a hemorrhoid?

3412.385 - 3420.653 Mike Coase

Right now, it's killing me. I'm sitting on an angle. Can you not tell? I'm really leaning on my left side here. Pavi this morning is like, don't fucking bleed your hemorrhoid in my house.

3420.673 - 3422.296 H. Foley

I'm like, what am I supposed to do with it?

Chapter 5: What were the struggles of growing up in a dance family?

3481.064 - 3483.945 Kevin Ryan

Okay. That's a new one.

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3484.085 - 3488.627 Mike Coase

I love how many new ones I have here. Have you ever... I don't know if that's good or bad.

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3488.747 - 3492.448 Steph Tolev

It's not great. You don't want to be breaking new ground on this show.

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3492.488 - 3493.548 Mike Coase

God damn it.

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3493.588 - 3499.71 Steph Tolev

Have you ever pulled a fire alarm? No. Okay. Have you ever intentionally given someone the wrong directions?

3500.09 - 3501.11 Mike Coase

No, no. I'm nice.

3501.21 - 3502.771 Steph Tolev

Have you ever driven with headphones in?

3503.111 - 3503.391 Mike Coase

Oh, yeah.

3503.771 - 3504.491 Steph Tolev

In the Subaru.

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