Stephanie Ann

Like if I've been doing too much at work, I'll have to be like, Stephanie, go sit in the bathroom and scroll on your phone for 25 minutes.

You've worked too hard today.

They only pay you $7.25 an hour.

I just got out of a 22-year lesbian relationship.

Not with a female, with a man who is a real bitch.

Let's talk about it.

Now men say things to me like, whose pussy is this?

I'm like, I think it's mine.

I mean, if this pussy at 45 and I don't own it, it better be a land contract or rent-to-own situation.

Otherwise, please, everyone give me a dollar tonight to pay off this Affirm loan, okay?

I've just lost a ton of weight with gastric sleeve surgery.

For those of you who don't know what gastric sleeve is, it's where they surgically alter your stomach to only hold four ounces of food.

I just got out of a 22-year lesbian relationship.

But, like, don't worry, boys, I can still fit eight inches down my throat, okay?

Not with a female, with a man who is a real bitch.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let's talk about it.

I don't know if y'all got that, but, you know, we got a ruler in the car down the road somewhere.

Now men say things to me like, "'Whose pussy is this?'

I don't know Austin.