Stephen Bush

The pointing on that was gorgeous.

LAUGHTER

And then it'll be unsorted, and then it'll be sorted again, and then unsorted before lunch, sorted again after dinner, unsorted when you go to bed.

You'll have nightmares about it.

You'll wake up, it'll be sorted.

By the following lunchtime, it'll be unsorted again, and then sorted again.

I think what we're saying is we have no idea what is going on because there is a bat flying around in that man's head.

I mean, the whole thing was to take nuclear power away from a lunatic in charge of a regime.

And now when I hear that, I'm like, which one are we talking about?

I mean, I'm no expert in international diplomacy, but then again, nobody is running the states, seems to be either.

But the whole point was, like, Iran put a restriction on the Strait of Hormuz, of boats going through.

So to counter that, the USA put a restriction on the boats going through the Strait of Hormuz.

I don't... I'm confused.

It's like trying to solve a headache by punching yourself in the face.

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Apparently, one of the Secretary of State's estates said, you know, the short-term pain will be much better than having to suffer a nuclear attack on London.

And you're like, they weren't even prepared for a nuclear attack on London.

And anyway, I grew up in the 80s when we had a proper threat of nuclear attack from Russia.

You know, a proper one.

And what we had to defend ourselves in was a pamphlet...