Steve Byrne

And by the way... That's a cold sweat, by the way.

Yes, I had flipped the switch on the take a shit timer.

It had been flipped.

It knows.

There's an element of you're underwater, you're at the deep end, you're down deep, and there's that thing where you're holding your breath, you're holding your breath, and then you start to come up.

And as you come up and you see the surface and as you start, you go, okay, I have another second and a half.

But if someone stopped you, if there was a piece of glass there right at the top and you had to stop, you would drown immediately.

Not so much because you can't hold your breath any longer, but because you decided I was moments from daylight.

So I go, God damn.

So I try to, like, 19 times.

You know, it's like, why?

Just use the card.

It's not working.

So I get in the elevator.

I hustle down to the elevator.

I get to the elevator.

I'm on the ninth floor.

All I want is that straight shot down to the first floor to go get my fucking key and then hustle back up to the endless hallway.

Out of a movie, hit the first floor, hit the lobby.

By the way, can we please just agree on lobby or first floor as a designation?