Steve Byrne

But the problem with the suite at a big hotel is it's always at the end of a hall the length of a football field.

It's cool.

You get the end.

It's like you get the corner office, but your corner office...

is 100 yards from the elevator.

It's the catch-22, which is you want the cool room.

You don't want to be next to the elevator.

You want the cool room.

You don't want to be in the middle, so you have to go to the end.

But when you go to one of these big places like MGM Grand or something, that is a fucking endless hallway of carpet that you go down.

So it was one of these things where I kind of had to use the bathroom, and I had a little purpose in my step.

Just purpose at this point.

Fear was to set in moments later.

I had the magnetic card, which we've all agreed.

Again, we're all just guinea pigs in this thing called Skype and 3D and magnetic cards to get you in.

They'll perfect it for our children can enjoy a world where Skype works and where magnetic credit cards work on on your hotel room, but not us.

We're all fucking part of the guinea pig.

We're like black enlisted men in the 40s.

They're just fucking experimenting on us.

And I'd been in and out of the room a couple of times, but this time, no can do with the card at the end of the hall.