Steve Carell

WD-40. Usually peanut oil.

Just the skin. What am I doing wrong? It didn't take long for Miriam to observe that I needed more vegetables in my diet. So she offered to make me a healthy meal.

Just the skin. What am I doing wrong? It didn't take long for Miriam to observe that I needed more vegetables in my diet. So she offered to make me a healthy meal.

Green things. The supermarket was gonna be a lot of fun. This is beef tongue. If you were to eat this, wouldn't your food essentially be tasting you? We did have fun, but now it was off to the kitchen to make pasta primavera, which in Italian means no meat for Steve. That looks good. Yeah. What makes pasta primavera such a healthy dish?

Green things. The supermarket was gonna be a lot of fun. This is beef tongue. If you were to eat this, wouldn't your food essentially be tasting you? We did have fun, but now it was off to the kitchen to make pasta primavera, which in Italian means no meat for Steve. That looks good. Yeah. What makes pasta primavera such a healthy dish?

Bam! Right? Like that chef.

Bam! Right? Like that chef.

Finally, it was time to indulge.

Finally, it was time to indulge.

Let's say grace first.

Let's say grace first.

Well, it's been tough, John, because I've had to find ways to incorporate vegetables into my nutritional regime.

Well, it's been tough, John, because I've had to find ways to incorporate vegetables into my nutritional regime.

John, you do what you need to lose weight, and I'll do what I need to do, okay? Now, take a look at this. You'll notice it says all vegetable. Right. Couple of scoops of this, I get all the vegetables I need.

John, you do what you need to lose weight, and I'll do what I need to do, okay? Now, take a look at this. You'll notice it says all vegetable. Right. Couple of scoops of this, I get all the vegetables I need.

It's every reporter's dream to spend a day on the campaign trail with a front-running candidate, and that's exactly the opportunity we were afforded this day in New Hampshire on John McCain's Straight Talk Express. However, Dan Rather and the Six Minutes crew were already on board, so we had to go on the overflow bus. Great.

It's every reporter's dream to spend a day on the campaign trail with a front-running candidate, and that's exactly the opportunity we were afforded this day in New Hampshire on John McCain's Straight Talk Express. However, Dan Rather and the Six Minutes crew were already on board, so we had to go on the overflow bus. Great.

The Overflow Bus, repository for outcasts, misfits, and journalistic bottom feeders. Bet they've got an omelet bar or something up there. You think Rather's up there talking policy with them? No, they're up there playing pinball, singing karaoke. Rather doesn't have to be on the Overflow Bus. Oh, I'm 60 minutes too. Be lucky if we even see him today. Don't throw it back. You just ate half of it.

The Overflow Bus, repository for outcasts, misfits, and journalistic bottom feeders. Bet they've got an omelet bar or something up there. You think Rather's up there talking policy with them? No, they're up there playing pinball, singing karaoke. Rather doesn't have to be on the Overflow Bus. Oh, I'm 60 minutes too. Be lucky if we even see him today. Don't throw it back. You just ate half of it.

Throw it back. You know, we were asked to come. Like, oh, yeah, well, you're that bus. Shut up back there. Stick it up your ass. The situation was intolerable. Something had to be done.