Steve Carell

Throw it back. You know, we were asked to come. Like, oh, yeah, well, you're that bus. Shut up back there. Stick it up your ass. The situation was intolerable. Something had to be done.

Well, let's cut to the chase.

Well, let's cut to the chase.

Covering the story at arm's length was getting me nowhere, and then it hit me. The best way to get to a presidential candidate's bus is through his wife. This is your driver here. This is our driver.

Covering the story at arm's length was getting me nowhere, and then it hit me. The best way to get to a presidential candidate's bus is through his wife. This is your driver here. This is our driver.

Now, this is a well-appointed driver.

Now, this is a well-appointed driver.

I'd like you to take a look at the driver we have. Great. Thanks very much, Ron. You see what I mean? Okay, now step aboard. Here we go into our secondary bus. Take a whiff. Yeah, take a whiff of that. One whiff of the overflow bus and Mrs. McCain was on my side. Stick with me, I'll get you on. Really?

I'd like you to take a look at the driver we have. Great. Thanks very much, Ron. You see what I mean? Okay, now step aboard. Here we go into our secondary bus. Take a whiff. Yeah, take a whiff of that. One whiff of the overflow bus and Mrs. McCain was on my side. Stick with me, I'll get you on. Really?

Really? Not only was I finally on the bus, but I was going to get the chance to talk to Senator John McCain.

Really? Not only was I finally on the bus, but I was going to get the chance to talk to Senator John McCain.

What does that mean? Senator, how do you reconcile the fact that you were one of the most vocal critics of pork barrel politics, and yet, while you were chairman of the Commerce Committee, that committee set a record for unauthorized appropriations? I'm just kidding. No, I don't even know what that means. Oh, they all laughed at my little question, but two things were abundantly clear.

What does that mean? Senator, how do you reconcile the fact that you were one of the most vocal critics of pork barrel politics, and yet, while you were chairman of the Commerce Committee, that committee set a record for unauthorized appropriations? I'm just kidding. No, I don't even know what that means. Oh, they all laughed at my little question, but two things were abundantly clear.

Okay, all right, okay. It was the wrong question to ask and I was going to be walking.

Okay, all right, okay. It was the wrong question to ask and I was going to be walking.

Well, I was trying to explore the sights, the sounds, the smells of a political campaign.

Well, I was trying to explore the sights, the sounds, the smells of a political campaign.

She is intelligent, beautiful, wonderful.

She is intelligent, beautiful, wonderful.

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