Steve Carell

Yes, finders fee.

You'd be interested to know what I said after you left.

I said, his wife is beautiful.

Thank you very much.

Boy, congratulations on your office.

How long has that show been on the air now?

18 years now.

18 years!

It's a regular Gunsmoke, isn't it?

It is.

It is.

And I am Haas.

That was bonanza.

It doesn't make any difference.

But you know, as you know, like I'm telling you, that show was a tremendous success in England and then came to this country, and now you're taking the Ricky Gervais part.

There must be some pressure there.

You've just made me vomit in my own mouth. What's the weather like up your own ass? Tonight's topic, Islam versus Christianity. Which is right? Islam. Christianity. Islam! There is no god but Allah, and Muhammad is his prophet. Stephen? Steve, this debate is about religion. Let's discuss it rationally. Now, think about it.

You've just made me vomit in my own mouth. What's the weather like up your own ass? Tonight's topic, Islam versus Christianity. Which is right? Islam. Christianity. Islam! There is no god but Allah, and Muhammad is his prophet. Stephen? Steve, this debate is about religion. Let's discuss it rationally. Now, think about it.

If you were God, would you manifest your divine glory to a shepherd in a cave in Saudi Arabia in the seventh century? Or as the son of a carpenter in a manger in Judea in the year zero? Come on, use your mind. Steven, what part of there is no God but Allah and Muhammad is his prophet don't you understand? Look, let's assume for the sake of argument that your God is the one true God.

If you were God, would you manifest your divine glory to a shepherd in a cave in Saudi Arabia in the seventh century? Or as the son of a carpenter in a manger in Judea in the year zero? Come on, use your mind. Steven, what part of there is no God but Allah and Muhammad is his prophet don't you understand? Look, let's assume for the sake of argument that your God is the one true God.