Steve Carell

No, no, no. You're not listening to me. Sometimes the people in hypothetical examples just... imaginary nurses can be bribed. Accidents can be postulated to have happened.

No, no, no. You're not listening to me. Sometimes the people in hypothetical examples just... imaginary nurses can be bribed. Accidents can be postulated to have happened.

500,000.

500,000.

And I'm Steve Carell. And this Even Stephen never happened.

And I'm Steve Carell. And this Even Stephen never happened.

Exactly.

Exactly.

You're a total freak.

You're a total freak.

Yes! No! Yes! Let's face it, Steven, politics have become a bore. Less than 30% of Americans vote, and most of them are drunk. Or bust in by the Chinese to do their bidding. Steve, stooping to the lowest common denominator isn't the answer.

Yes! No! Yes! Let's face it, Steven, politics have become a bore. Less than 30% of Americans vote, and most of them are drunk. Or bust in by the Chinese to do their bidding. Steve, stooping to the lowest common denominator isn't the answer.

Sorry, I faded away there for a second. What were you saying about ? You're just proving my point, Steve. Negative campaigning has denigrated the political process. Look, this is nothing new. Stephen Douglas once referred to Abraham Lincoln as a fussy scoundrel, while Lincoln shot back with accusations of skullduggery. Harsh words. But that's politics as usual. Political figures are fair game.

Sorry, I faded away there for a second. What were you saying about ? You're just proving my point, Steve. Negative campaigning has denigrated the political process. Look, this is nothing new. Stephen Douglas once referred to Abraham Lincoln as a fussy scoundrel, while Lincoln shot back with accusations of skullduggery. Harsh words. But that's politics as usual. Political figures are fair game.

Any? Any public figure is fair game? Any public or political figure. Really? You heard it here first. Roll it, Scotty.

Any? Any public figure is fair game? Any public or political figure. Really? You heard it here first. Roll it, Scotty.

What, what was, what are you, what was that?

What, what was, what are you, what was that?

So I... So I win? Yes.

So I... So I win? Yes.