Steve Ceruti

It sounds like a bunch of guys just rock up to a local court whenever they like and full court scrimmage with anyone and everyone there. But surely there's more to it. I have many questions. Feel free to skim. So let's just try to go through as quick as we possibly can. Are there organized game times? Usually it's the same kind of group. Hey, we play here on Sundays at 10.

We play here in the afternoon at 3. We fight with high school kids over who has it because they just vape and then Ride scooters. That's a very local thing. Who sets the date and time for the games? It's just the same time every week. See above. Are there refs? No. Who brings the ball? Someone. Can you go by yourself or do you need a full team? If you're by yourself, how do you form a team?

We play here in the afternoon at 3. We fight with high school kids over who has it because they just vape and then Ride scooters. That's a very local thing. Who sets the date and time for the games? It's just the same time every week. See above. Are there refs? No. Who brings the ball? Someone. Can you go by yourself or do you need a full team? If you're by yourself, how do you form a team?

We play here in the afternoon at 3. We fight with high school kids over who has it because they just vape and then Ride scooters. That's a very local thing. Who sets the date and time for the games? It's just the same time every week. See above. Are there refs? No. Who brings the ball? Someone. Can you go by yourself or do you need a full team? If you're by yourself, how do you form a team?

Yes, you can go by yourself. If teams are already playing and people are waiting around, you ask who has next. Ask if you have five. If they do not have five, you join their now five. If there's more than ten guys, how do subs work? Well, five plays against five. Winners stay on. If there's a new five, they replace the losing five. If there are only eight, then the losers would shoot for two.

Yes, you can go by yourself. If teams are already playing and people are waiting around, you ask who has next. Ask if you have five. If they do not have five, you join their now five. If there's more than ten guys, how do subs work? Well, five plays against five. Winners stay on. If there's a new five, they replace the losing five. If there are only eight, then the losers would shoot for two.

Yes, you can go by yourself. If teams are already playing and people are waiting around, you ask who has next. Ask if you have five. If they do not have five, you join their now five. If there's more than ten guys, how do subs work? Well, five plays against five. Winners stay on. If there's a new five, they replace the losing five. If there are only eight, then the losers would shoot for two.

Do you have to pay to play? No. Is it first to 21 wins or something? Do you just play until everyone gets tired? No. You play to 11. I never really understood ones and twos, but it seems to be pretty accepted at most places, especially if people are waiting. Playing to 21, twos and threes would probably make more sense, but I just never really saw it all that much.

Do you have to pay to play? No. Is it first to 21 wins or something? Do you just play until everyone gets tired? No. You play to 11. I never really understood ones and twos, but it seems to be pretty accepted at most places, especially if people are waiting. Playing to 21, twos and threes would probably make more sense, but I just never really saw it all that much.

Do you have to pay to play? No. Is it first to 21 wins or something? Do you just play until everyone gets tired? No. You play to 11. I never really understood ones and twos, but it seems to be pretty accepted at most places, especially if people are waiting. Playing to 21, twos and threes would probably make more sense, but I just never really saw it all that much.

I'm not really playing that much pickup anymore anyway. But, yeah, everyone plays basically until they get tired. There's usually one last game, and then that's where somebody tears their ACL. Are there timeouts? No. How are disputes resolved? They're not. Good. A lot of yelling. That was a great FAQ. Yeah. Usually the most aggressive guy wins the dispute part of it.

I'm not really playing that much pickup anymore anyway. But, yeah, everyone plays basically until they get tired. There's usually one last game, and then that's where somebody tears their ACL. Are there timeouts? No. How are disputes resolved? They're not. Good. A lot of yelling. That was a great FAQ. Yeah. Usually the most aggressive guy wins the dispute part of it.

I'm not really playing that much pickup anymore anyway. But, yeah, everyone plays basically until they get tired. There's usually one last game, and then that's where somebody tears their ACL. Are there timeouts? No. How are disputes resolved? They're not. Good. A lot of yelling. That was a great FAQ. Yeah. Usually the most aggressive guy wins the dispute part of it.

Like whoever's the worst ends up getting the call. You know, just stand at the other end, hold the basketball, wait. You know, Van Pelt used to always scream, respect my call. You know, it's funny with Van Pelt, if you go on a road trip with him. Such a good line. Okay, so we have a parking one here. It's a bit, it's more like narking, what we should call it. All right. Nice. Yeah.

Like whoever's the worst ends up getting the call. You know, just stand at the other end, hold the basketball, wait. You know, Van Pelt used to always scream, respect my call. You know, it's funny with Van Pelt, if you go on a road trip with him. Such a good line. Okay, so we have a parking one here. It's a bit, it's more like narking, what we should call it. All right. Nice. Yeah.

Like whoever's the worst ends up getting the call. You know, just stand at the other end, hold the basketball, wait. You know, Van Pelt used to always scream, respect my call. You know, it's funny with Van Pelt, if you go on a road trip with him. Such a good line. Okay, so we have a parking one here. It's a bit, it's more like narking, what we should call it. All right. Nice. Yeah.

I'm addicted to calling the cops, essentially, on unlimited parking. This is from a while ago. All right. 28, 63, 220 pounds. Bench 255. Hack squat, four plates. Haven't deadlifted in years. Player comp, Anthony Bennett, because I'm Canadian and complete garbage at basketball. Wow. Wow, Anthony Bennett catching strays from an international email.

I'm addicted to calling the cops, essentially, on unlimited parking. This is from a while ago. All right. 28, 63, 220 pounds. Bench 255. Hack squat, four plates. Haven't deadlifted in years. Player comp, Anthony Bennett, because I'm Canadian and complete garbage at basketball. Wow. Wow, Anthony Bennett catching strays from an international email.

I'm addicted to calling the cops, essentially, on unlimited parking. This is from a while ago. All right. 28, 63, 220 pounds. Bench 255. Hack squat, four plates. Haven't deadlifted in years. Player comp, Anthony Bennett, because I'm Canadian and complete garbage at basketball. Wow. Wow, Anthony Bennett catching strays from an international email.

Looking for some tough love or vindication for my actions here. Useless fun fact, I live in a mid-sized Ontario city that neighbors Jamal Murray's hometown, Kitchener. I'm addicted to calling bylaw on people that illegally park. So bylaw, I assume, is just, I guess you're calling the cops. important to provide the backstory to this addiction. So here I go. I'm a rule follower.