Steve Ceruti
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Looking for some tough love or vindication for my actions here. Useless fun fact, I live in a mid-sized Ontario city that neighbors Jamal Murray's hometown, Kitchener. I'm addicted to calling bylaw on people that illegally park. So bylaw, I assume, is just, I guess you're calling the cops. important to provide the backstory to this addiction. So here I go. I'm a rule follower.
Looking for some tough love or vindication for my actions here. Useless fun fact, I live in a mid-sized Ontario city that neighbors Jamal Murray's hometown, Kitchener. I'm addicted to calling bylaw on people that illegally park. So bylaw, I assume, is just, I guess you're calling the cops. important to provide the backstory to this addiction. So here I go. I'm a rule follower.
I live for dumb things like those mentioned in the efficient grocery lane email you had a few months ago. That guy and I would get along so well. I moved to a new house this past summer. I think that makes sense, even though I murdered that sentence. My previous house was a corner lot in a student neighborhood. Said corner was on a steep hill with a one-way stop sign.
I live for dumb things like those mentioned in the efficient grocery lane email you had a few months ago. That guy and I would get along so well. I moved to a new house this past summer. I think that makes sense, even though I murdered that sentence. My previous house was a corner lot in a student neighborhood. Said corner was on a steep hill with a one-way stop sign.
I live for dumb things like those mentioned in the efficient grocery lane email you had a few months ago. That guy and I would get along so well. I moved to a new house this past summer. I think that makes sense, even though I murdered that sentence. My previous house was a corner lot in a student neighborhood. Said corner was on a steep hill with a one-way stop sign.
I've attached a Street View photo of the corner for reference. I'll say people in general, but more likely students, constantly parked between the stop sign and my driveway. All right, so just think of a suburban neighborhood road coming out, stop sign, and then if you take a right turn, There's maybe 20 feet of curb. It's not straight. And then that goes directly into where his driveway is.
I've attached a Street View photo of the corner for reference. I'll say people in general, but more likely students, constantly parked between the stop sign and my driveway. All right, so just think of a suburban neighborhood road coming out, stop sign, and then if you take a right turn, There's maybe 20 feet of curb. It's not straight. And then that goes directly into where his driveway is.
I've attached a Street View photo of the corner for reference. I'll say people in general, but more likely students, constantly parked between the stop sign and my driveway. All right, so just think of a suburban neighborhood road coming out, stop sign, and then if you take a right turn, There's maybe 20 feet of curb. It's not straight. And then that goes directly into where his driveway is.
Right. So everybody kind of following along here. So I already know what this guy's thinking. If he's pulling out, is the car in the way? All right. So. I'll say people in general. All right. So we talked about students where I live. It's illegal to park within 15 meters of a stop sign.
Right. So everybody kind of following along here. So I already know what this guy's thinking. If he's pulling out, is the car in the way? All right. So. I'll say people in general. All right. So we talked about students where I live. It's illegal to park within 15 meters of a stop sign.
Right. So everybody kind of following along here. So I already know what this guy's thinking. If he's pulling out, is the car in the way? All right. So. I'll say people in general. All right. So we talked about students where I live. It's illegal to park within 15 meters of a stop sign.
It's especially dangerous here as the park cars in the corner block the view of oncoming traffic coming up the hill while simultaneously forcing turning cars into the oncoming traffic lane. The space available at this corner barely fits a car anyway. So a lot of time the people a lot of time the front of the cars would be blocking a couple of feet in my driveway pissed me right off.
It's especially dangerous here as the park cars in the corner block the view of oncoming traffic coming up the hill while simultaneously forcing turning cars into the oncoming traffic lane. The space available at this corner barely fits a car anyway. So a lot of time the people a lot of time the front of the cars would be blocking a couple of feet in my driveway pissed me right off.
It's especially dangerous here as the park cars in the corner block the view of oncoming traffic coming up the hill while simultaneously forcing turning cars into the oncoming traffic lane. The space available at this corner barely fits a car anyway. So a lot of time the people a lot of time the front of the cars would be blocking a couple of feet in my driveway pissed me right off.
I worked from home and had my office set up facing the window out to the street. I would spend eight hours a day watching cars park at this corner and causing near collisions. I eventually discovered my city-offered program where you can file a bylaw complaint online. I decided I'd give it a try.
I worked from home and had my office set up facing the window out to the street. I would spend eight hours a day watching cars park at this corner and causing near collisions. I eventually discovered my city-offered program where you can file a bylaw complaint online. I decided I'd give it a try.
I worked from home and had my office set up facing the window out to the street. I would spend eight hours a day watching cars park at this corner and causing near collisions. I eventually discovered my city-offered program where you can file a bylaw complaint online. I decided I'd give it a try.
I wanted to see if cars parking at the corner would actually get tickets for parking there, and they sure did. I started filing a complaint every time I saw a car park there and probably netted my city close to $1,000 in parking ticket revenue. I fucking loved it.
I wanted to see if cars parking at the corner would actually get tickets for parking there, and they sure did. I started filing a complaint every time I saw a car park there and probably netted my city close to $1,000 in parking ticket revenue. I fucking loved it.
I wanted to see if cars parking at the corner would actually get tickets for parking there, and they sure did. I started filing a complaint every time I saw a car park there and probably netted my city close to $1,000 in parking ticket revenue. I fucking loved it.