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Steve Ceruti

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8673 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

The Ryen Russillo Podcast
Bracket Preview, Upsets, and Final Four Picks with Stanford Steve

How many are actually my fault? Probably more than I'd like to admit. But the few that are, I mean, it's a lot like criticism versus praise. Like, I'm not going to remember the times where I deserve the ticket. I'm not going to remember the times where I deserve the boot. It's really, you deserve, like, they don't just put boots on cars and be like, hey, let's screw this guy over.

The Ryen Russillo Podcast
Bracket Preview, Upsets, and Final Four Picks with Stanford Steve

But you see that yellow thing, you're about to run some errands and you're like, my day has just completely been rattled here. Um, and we don't have any money. You end up getting the boot, you know, it's like one of those episodes of Atlanta where Donald Glover's trying to flip a phone at a pawn shop.

The Ryen Russillo Podcast
Bracket Preview, Upsets, and Final Four Picks with Stanford Steve

But you see that yellow thing, you're about to run some errands and you're like, my day has just completely been rattled here. Um, and we don't have any money. You end up getting the boot, you know, it's like one of those episodes of Atlanta where Donald Glover's trying to flip a phone at a pawn shop.

The Ryen Russillo Podcast
Bracket Preview, Upsets, and Final Four Picks with Stanford Steve

But you see that yellow thing, you're about to run some errands and you're like, my day has just completely been rattled here. Um, and we don't have any money. You end up getting the boot, you know, it's like one of those episodes of Atlanta where Donald Glover's trying to flip a phone at a pawn shop.

The Ryen Russillo Podcast
Bracket Preview, Upsets, and Final Four Picks with Stanford Steve

And Darius is like, Hey, I can use the money that you got from the pawn shop and I can like triple that. And they go through these series of quests throughout the day. And then Darius gives money to this dog breeder. And then he goes to Glover and he's like, hey, man, he goes, when he has a pit bull in a few months, you'll be good to go.

The Ryen Russillo Podcast
Bracket Preview, Upsets, and Final Four Picks with Stanford Steve

And Darius is like, Hey, I can use the money that you got from the pawn shop and I can like triple that. And they go through these series of quests throughout the day. And then Darius gives money to this dog breeder. And then he goes to Glover and he's like, hey, man, he goes, when he has a pit bull in a few months, you'll be good to go.

The Ryen Russillo Podcast
Bracket Preview, Upsets, and Final Four Picks with Stanford Steve

And Darius is like, Hey, I can use the money that you got from the pawn shop and I can like triple that. And they go through these series of quests throughout the day. And then Darius gives money to this dog breeder. And then he goes to Glover and he's like, hey, man, he goes, when he has a pit bull in a few months, you'll be good to go.

The Ryen Russillo Podcast
Bracket Preview, Upsets, and Final Four Picks with Stanford Steve

And Glover's character is like, hey, when you're broke, you're not thinking about, like your whole point of every day is to avoid being broke. So a lot of it is my fault, but there's just a few in there. There's a few in there where you're just like, I'm getting towed or what's going on. So I can never run on a platform of being

The Ryen Russillo Podcast
Bracket Preview, Upsets, and Final Four Picks with Stanford Steve

And Glover's character is like, hey, when you're broke, you're not thinking about, like your whole point of every day is to avoid being broke. So a lot of it is my fault, but there's just a few in there. There's a few in there where you're just like, I'm getting towed or what's going on. So I can never run on a platform of being

The Ryen Russillo Podcast
Bracket Preview, Upsets, and Final Four Picks with Stanford Steve

And Glover's character is like, hey, when you're broke, you're not thinking about, like your whole point of every day is to avoid being broke. So a lot of it is my fault, but there's just a few in there. There's a few in there where you're just like, I'm getting towed or what's going on. So I can never run on a platform of being

The Ryen Russillo Podcast
Bracket Preview, Upsets, and Final Four Picks with Stanford Steve

pro parking even if you're arguing the revenue part of this but that was something that was happening very specific to you your girlfriend is 100 right that was a phase in your life you need to move past this you do not now want to become a guy that's just calling the cops and by the way like is there a bigger issue here that the city can respond to your ticket requests this quickly and

The Ryen Russillo Podcast
Bracket Preview, Upsets, and Final Four Picks with Stanford Steve

pro parking even if you're arguing the revenue part of this but that was something that was happening very specific to you your girlfriend is 100 right that was a phase in your life you need to move past this you do not now want to become a guy that's just calling the cops and by the way like is there a bigger issue here that the city can respond to your ticket requests this quickly and

The Ryen Russillo Podcast
Bracket Preview, Upsets, and Final Four Picks with Stanford Steve

pro parking even if you're arguing the revenue part of this but that was something that was happening very specific to you your girlfriend is 100 right that was a phase in your life you need to move past this you do not now want to become a guy that's just calling the cops and by the way like is there a bigger issue here that the city can respond to your ticket requests this quickly and

The Ryen Russillo Podcast
Bracket Preview, Upsets, and Final Four Picks with Stanford Steve

that's kind of weird is that even efficient is there some math that we could do where revenue coming in is actually not as great as you think because resources are being used for this kind of uber version of giving out parking tickets that you can't stop doing um i we understand your origin story here but you need to evolve you gotta stop doing this is it i wonder if it's past the point of like solving the problem and it's more about screwing over the other guy

The Ryen Russillo Podcast
Bracket Preview, Upsets, and Final Four Picks with Stanford Steve

that's kind of weird is that even efficient is there some math that we could do where revenue coming in is actually not as great as you think because resources are being used for this kind of uber version of giving out parking tickets that you can't stop doing um i we understand your origin story here but you need to evolve you gotta stop doing this is it i wonder if it's past the point of like solving the problem and it's more about screwing over the other guy

The Ryen Russillo Podcast
Bracket Preview, Upsets, and Final Four Picks with Stanford Steve

that's kind of weird is that even efficient is there some math that we could do where revenue coming in is actually not as great as you think because resources are being used for this kind of uber version of giving out parking tickets that you can't stop doing um i we understand your origin story here but you need to evolve you gotta stop doing this is it i wonder if it's past the point of like solving the problem and it's more about screwing over the other guy

The Ryen Russillo Podcast
Bracket Preview, Upsets, and Final Four Picks with Stanford Steve

Like, what's, what do you think this is? Right. Like he's at the army Navy and he finds some kind of jacket. What is that? Is that jacket? Is that jacket say Cleveland? What, what is that? Yeah. I mean, there was a guy that used to give out tickets in Burlington when I was up there. I mean, again, we just touched on this. It was just mercenaries.

The Ryen Russillo Podcast
Bracket Preview, Upsets, and Final Four Picks with Stanford Steve

Like, what's, what do you think this is? Right. Like he's at the army Navy and he finds some kind of jacket. What is that? Is that jacket? Is that jacket say Cleveland? What, what is that? Yeah. I mean, there was a guy that used to give out tickets in Burlington when I was up there. I mean, again, we just touched on this. It was just mercenaries.

The Ryen Russillo Podcast
Bracket Preview, Upsets, and Final Four Picks with Stanford Steve

Like, what's, what do you think this is? Right. Like he's at the army Navy and he finds some kind of jacket. What is that? Is that jacket? Is that jacket say Cleveland? What, what is that? Yeah. I mean, there was a guy that used to give out tickets in Burlington when I was up there. I mean, again, we just touched on this. It was just mercenaries.

The Ryen Russillo Podcast
Bracket Preview, Upsets, and Final Four Picks with Stanford Steve

Like it was like Boba Fett and a tow truck and like seven of his cronies just driving around being like Connecticut plates, mass plates, Jersey plates. Fuck them kids. Jordan style. You know, like where was the sign? Like, I don't need one. Yeah. Spillane's. Yeah. There was a place called hook her up. Yeah.