Steven

Hey, mamas. Steven, an 18-year-old gay triate here to give you my perspective of the world because you're both ancient and don't know what it's like to be a teenager. So I have three grievances, and I'm going to go through them really fast. And the first one I'm going to start off with a bang, and that's evangelical church cults. Okay?

Hey, mamas. Steven, an 18-year-old gay triate here to give you my perspective of the world because you're both ancient and don't know what it's like to be a teenager. So I have three grievances, and I'm going to go through them really fast. And the first one I'm going to start off with a bang, and that's evangelical church cults. Okay?

Jennifer, I know you're nodding along like some white woman at a Morgan Wallen concert right now, but evangelical church cults. I saw one advertised on an 18-wheeler trailer in the middle of buttfuck Missouri. Okay? How much more white trash could you get than that? And it was called fireworks with purpose. And then down below it in smaller letters, it said belonging, family, faith.

Jennifer, I know you're nodding along like some white woman at a Morgan Wallen concert right now, but evangelical church cults. I saw one advertised on an 18-wheeler trailer in the middle of buttfuck Missouri. Okay? How much more white trash could you get than that? And it was called fireworks with purpose. And then down below it in smaller letters, it said belonging, family, faith.

Jennifer, I know you're nodding along like some white woman at a Morgan Wallen concert right now, but evangelical church cults. I saw one advertised on an 18-wheeler trailer in the middle of buttfuck Missouri. Okay? How much more white trash could you get than that? And it was called fireworks with purpose. And then down below it in smaller letters, it said belonging, family, faith.

It's like they are targeting poor, sad millennials who don't have a community and are lonely as hell. It's really sad. I look at those things and it makes me want to sob, not because I get emotional by it, but because I'm fucking disgusted. Okay, moving on. The next one is like hot people that drive hoopties. If I see someone super hot, like I saw one today, perfect face.

It's like they are targeting poor, sad millennials who don't have a community and are lonely as hell. It's really sad. I look at those things and it makes me want to sob, not because I get emotional by it, but because I'm fucking disgusted. Okay, moving on. The next one is like hot people that drive hoopties. If I see someone super hot, like I saw one today, perfect face.

It's like they are targeting poor, sad millennials who don't have a community and are lonely as hell. It's really sad. I look at those things and it makes me want to sob, not because I get emotional by it, but because I'm fucking disgusted. Okay, moving on. The next one is like hot people that drive hoopties. If I see someone super hot, like I saw one today, perfect face.

I could tell he had a perfect body even though he was sitting down. But then I looked out and he was driving a 1999 gold Nissan Maxima. Lost me in that them there moment. If you're driving a disgusting car, you are not taking advantage of your looks. I immediately think that you're stupid. Okay, moving on. Last but not least is dogs. and children being compared.

I could tell he had a perfect body even though he was sitting down. But then I looked out and he was driving a 1999 gold Nissan Maxima. Lost me in that them there moment. If you're driving a disgusting car, you are not taking advantage of your looks. I immediately think that you're stupid. Okay, moving on. Last but not least is dogs. and children being compared.

I could tell he had a perfect body even though he was sitting down. But then I looked out and he was driving a 1999 gold Nissan Maxima. Lost me in that them there moment. If you're driving a disgusting car, you are not taking advantage of your looks. I immediately think that you're stupid. Okay, moving on. Last but not least is dogs. and children being compared.

Um, I know that you can love dogs like your children, but they are not the same damn thing. My sister, Sarah just had a baby and my other sister, Shelby took him up to Sarah's dogs. And it's like, Oh my gosh, meet your brother. This is your brother. Isn't he so cute? Like, shut up, shut up. Okay. Shall we shut up? They are not the same genetically.

Um, I know that you can love dogs like your children, but they are not the same damn thing. My sister, Sarah just had a baby and my other sister, Shelby took him up to Sarah's dogs. And it's like, Oh my gosh, meet your brother. This is your brother. Isn't he so cute? Like, shut up, shut up. Okay. Shall we shut up? They are not the same genetically.

Um, I know that you can love dogs like your children, but they are not the same damn thing. My sister, Sarah just had a baby and my other sister, Shelby took him up to Sarah's dogs. And it's like, Oh my gosh, meet your brother. This is your brother. Isn't he so cute? Like, shut up, shut up. Okay. Shall we shut up? They are not the same genetically.

One of them came out of Sarah and one of them came out of a creature that shits and pisses in the yard. You can love them the same, but they are not the same biologically. So you cannot say that they are siblings. Shut up. Okay, well, I hope you guys are both doing fabulous. I am in a really heated up mood, but Angelina Punk and Tina, I hope you're getting laid.

One of them came out of Sarah and one of them came out of a creature that shits and pisses in the yard. You can love them the same, but they are not the same biologically. So you cannot say that they are siblings. Shut up. Okay, well, I hope you guys are both doing fabulous. I am in a really heated up mood, but Angelina Punk and Tina, I hope you're getting laid.

One of them came out of Sarah and one of them came out of a creature that shits and pisses in the yard. You can love them the same, but they are not the same biologically. So you cannot say that they are siblings. Shut up. Okay, well, I hope you guys are both doing fabulous. I am in a really heated up mood, but Angelina Punk and Tina, I hope you're getting laid.

And Jennifer, I hope you're probably whacking pickleballs somewhere in Oklahoma.

And Jennifer, I hope you're probably whacking pickleballs somewhere in Oklahoma.

And Jennifer, I hope you're probably whacking pickleballs somewhere in Oklahoma.