Stevie White

So, Jack, you have to spend the whole day in Robbie's clothes.

You open his bag to see the clothes that he packed were the exact same ones that he's wearing in that picture where everyone said that he dresses better than you.

What was that?

Football shirt and cords.

Franz Ferdinand and... So you have to wear that exact outfit that everyone thinks you look better in.

That Robbie looks better than you in.

Specifically those ones that everyone on the internet is saying that Robbie looks better than you.

Okay.

Daytime activity...

Yeah, I'm looking forward to this.

So I run into a bit of an issue at this point because... Always running, didn't you?

Well, my problem is that I realise I also didn't enjoy my time in Hull.

So I thought, what can we do that doesn't involve like kind of being outside in Hull?

And luckily, I managed to book you in for a full body health check.

because I thought you'd really like one of them.

So for the next four hours, you'll undergo tests, scans, probes.

But weirdly, there's a strange amount of fondling in the balls department.

And I genuinely start to worry a little bit, because it looks like they might have found something quite bad down there.

But luckily, it only took so long, because they were struggling to locate your dean, Willie.

Horrible.