Stewart Lee

Whenever with is here.

Exactly.

It's whenever with is here.

That's right.

Because it gives the impression that something is going to happen, but it doesn't say when.

It almost sounds like legal.

In order to distance himself from the fact that none of the things he's trying to do will ever work, he's having to adopt increasingly archaic and medieval phraseology.

You wonder whether he'll actually end up at a point where he sounds like some Chaucerian character having to make sort of

The kind of declarations a town crier might make with a trumpet.

What a joy to see you do that in real time, Armando.

I'm glad your education didn't go to waste.

It's fantastic.

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Hello and welcome to Strong Message here from BBC Radio 4, a guide to the use and abuse of political language.

I'm Andy Nucci.

I'm joined once again this week by Stuart Lee.

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