Stewart Lee

That doesn't matter.

It's a bit like when you look on an old pound note and it says, I undertake to pay the bearer.

It's a kind of huge... It's saying this bit of paper, the pound note, is a symbol of the fact that this money...

sort of exists and could be converted into goods at some stage.

And that's kind of what this is.

This is saying we sort of might do something.

And yet again, it's sold because he's all about the art of the deal.

You know Trump didn't write The Art of the Deal.

We know that it was ghost written.

Do you think he's read it?

If it's such a good book, why isn't he better at doing deals?

Because I saw a great interview with Katie Price once, God bless her, where she's the model, where she said, when they write my books for me, she didn't have a problem with it.

To her, it was just part of the brand, and there was a refreshing honesty about it.

Yeah, because lots of celebrities pretend to have written things that they haven't.

But Trump's in this odd position, isn't he, where he has to act like he's the master of the art of the deal.

And it doesn't seem like he's taken on his own lessons or he would be better at it.

Vance is weird, isn't he?

Because even though he's a Christian nationalist and he's decided that he's a Trump loyalist, he's clever enough

He's not like Hegseth.

He's clever enough to know when it stinks, right?