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Chris has a good one that people would notice. Damar Hamlin? I think everybody would understand. Huh, that's how it happened.

Chris has a good one that people would notice. Damar Hamlin? I think everybody would understand. Huh, that's how it happened.

I would assume. Did it stick to Von Miller? Because he got pinched for it several years ago. Did that stigma stick around?

I would assume. Did it stick to Von Miller? Because he got pinched for it several years ago. Did that stigma stick around?

I mean, Vaughn Miller is way more famous than Larry Ogunjobi.

I mean, Vaughn Miller is way more famous than Larry Ogunjobi.

That's not true. Yes, people would certainly care well more if it was a starting quarterback, especially one with the physical gifts of Josh Allen.

That's not true. Yes, people would certainly care well more if it was a starting quarterback, especially one with the physical gifts of Josh Allen.

Generally, people don't care about NFL PED suspensions. I mean, they care for what it does to betting lines and fantasy football and baseball. I guess the timing of when these things happen also matter. I feel like if you're a star, though, like if Jamar Chase got caught, that would be a new story. It would, but for the weeks, it doesn't taint his legacy in ways that it does in baseball.

Generally, people don't care about NFL PED suspensions. I mean, they care for what it does to betting lines and fantasy football and baseball. I guess the timing of when these things happen also matter. I feel like if you're a star, though, like if Jamar Chase got caught, that would be a new story. It would, but for the weeks, it doesn't taint his legacy in ways that it does in baseball.

I'm with you. I think there's just a general understanding. Yeah, that sport's crazier than most. I'm so not surprised that Larry Ogunjobi, who has been in the league forever, has played with so many teams, has found a way to stick through this very difficult position in an alpha male sport by turning to something. It's just not surprising. In fact...

I'm with you. I think there's just a general understanding. Yeah, that sport's crazier than most. I'm so not surprised that Larry Ogunjobi, who has been in the league forever, has played with so many teams, has found a way to stick through this very difficult position in an alpha male sport by turning to something. It's just not surprising. In fact...

My base assumption is that all these guys have to do something, especially the ones that have stayed in the league for so long, to either recoup from injury or try to avoid it.

My base assumption is that all these guys have to do something, especially the ones that have stayed in the league for so long, to either recoup from injury or try to avoid it.

Fan bases do. It's been interesting to see, but I'm also on that algo, so I'm also getting fed more stuff, so I'm not exactly sure if my experience with it is outsized. But the more distance that I get from the Mitchell Report and people speaking in front of Congress...

Fan bases do. It's been interesting to see, but I'm also on that algo, so I'm also getting fed more stuff, so I'm not exactly sure if my experience with it is outsized. But the more distance that I get from the Mitchell Report and people speaking in front of Congress...

Those guys in the late 90s, I know that they soared with impunity and made a lot of money because of the drugs that they were turning to, but man, that's looking a little unfair. Yeah. In retrospect. Rafael Palmeiro.

Those guys in the late 90s, I know that they soared with impunity and made a lot of money because of the drugs that they were turning to, but man, that's looking a little unfair. Yeah. In retrospect. Rafael Palmeiro.