Stugotz

And then the White Sox won like five out of their last six games and it didn't actually end up happening.

And we did the math wrong.

And so the 1962 Mets still have the worst season.

But that White Sox team...

is the worst i've ever seen the marlins opened with of the rockies and swept them and yesterday they get crushed by the white socks and chris paddock and i want to hear some of this story thank you from jeremy i want to hear some of the story of chris paddock as he was drafted by the marlins in two thousand fifteen and he's making his debut eleven years later and he comes into the ballpark

really confident with the Marlins saying there's a new sheriff in town.

He's wearing a cowboy hat.

They've got the photo of him walking out and getting out of his car where they just take a picture of his boots, getting out of the car like you see in the movies, and then he gives up eight runs in four innings and promptly leaves the field with his nipples on fire.

I mean, come on.

What are you doing?

It's a White Sox stand.

What do you expect?

You can't come in this way.

They're a really bad baseball team.

I supported the Marlins for the first time all season.

I got the subscription.

I figured out how.

I dedicated 25 minutes to it, and I finally got the ability to watch the Marlins on TV for the first time in several seasons.

I came back from putting my daughter to bed, and apparently the White Sox just have this guy that's allowed to run around the bases all he wants.

Like he can just do whatever with impunity.