Local Hour: Greg's Final Wallet
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What challenges does Dan face with his squatter?
Do you consider yourself self-aware?
Not really. Do you think you're nosy? Yes. Inquisitive would be the word I'd use.
Okay. No, I have found you to be someone who over time is nosy, my lifetime. But I didn't think that you thought you were nosy. I have felt off of you for about two weeks that you're dying to ask me questions about this squatter.
Yeah, I am. And the whole idea of there's actually a phrase squatters rights. The idea that somebody who invades somebody else's property and because they do somehow have some rights to stay there is just beyond me.
Florida is actually pretty good about getting that out of the courts. Thank God. But I was hours away from not being able to get into my house because the doorknobs were changed because I found the doorknobs in the house and they were ready to be. I was ready to have a discussion with police where I didn't have the keys to my house. And then that's how it ends up in the court system. And that's how it ends up with free rent for however long. I'm actually I want to talk to this person. I've got a bunch of different questions. I think it'd be great content. I'd just be welcoming something that is a little bit crazy into my life after Manu. Last weekend, though, 10 days after this, what arrives at my house?
A couch.
Free? Nice. Congrats. Is it a nice couch? No. Suede?
How did Kash Patel's week compare to Chris Paddack's?
Naugahyde? What do you got?
Yes, Naugahyde. Oddly enough, it's a Naugahyde couch. I thought he said Naugahyde. I was like, ooh. That's a $5 fine for you because your computer just made a sound and it beeped. The fine bucket is back in play. It is alive. And so let me see the cash. Do you have cash on you?
Cash? Who carries cash?
You can bet on that.
2026.
Oh, it's not on video. My bad.
You just did your cross-eyed Cash Patel impersonation, not realizing that you're not on camera.
Which, by the way, a crime that we did not have that on the topic board. Cash Patel. What a week he had, huh? Oof. Are you talking about his girlfriend or something else?
Something much more important, Dan.
Something much more important.
Oh, you don't know about this? Dan, he got hacked. His personal email got hacked. And so the internet had all sorts of videos and access to subscriptions that he had. He signed up for one on January 6th.
What is the significance of the Rally Rooster in Marlins broadcasts?
Attaboy. That's not even the worst thing he did this week. No, but he signed up to crank it on January 6th. Allegedly. What questions do you have about the squatter?
Well, do you get to keep the couch?
Or does he have any rights to that? No, I get to keep whatever it is. There were seven packages the last time I was there. There were an assortment of things the last time I was there. I was surprised. This is trickling in on the back end because it's really cheap furniture. And what is the name of that company? It's a Chinese company that makes very cheap furniture. Timu. Yeah, that's it.
Oh, yeah. I was thinking Ikea. Oh, they're Scandinavian.
Yes, whatever. That's it? You have no more questions?
I have a bunch of questions. You should. I dare you. You would have balls the size of grapefruits if you invited for an interview onto this show your squatter.
I'm hugely interested. I've got a bunch of different questions about how it is that he planned to stay there for months. because he thought he had found himself a house. And it's weird to me that we didn't run into him earlier than this.
How does Greg Cody's wallet reflect his personality?
It makes me wonder if he was hiding in the house on occasion while we were there.
Yeah, I think he was. A little bit of a victory lap by him, no? To get the furniture before you switched out the doorknobs? Maybe you switched the doorknobs first, and then you started ordering...
No, oh, you think he was, oh, he's guilty of getting complacent and counting his chickens before they were hatched. He was high-stepping.
He had the ball behind his head, high-stepping on his way to the end zone, holding it back behind him.
I mean, Timut is very, very long to get from China over here, especially with all the stuff going on, the Strait of Hormuz. You figure out what's the situation.
I don't think it's the Strait of Hormuz that caused that to not get here quicker.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What challenges does Dan face with his squatter?
0:00–1:40
2
How did Kash Patel's week compare to Chris Paddack's?
1:40–2:42
3
What is the significance of the Rally Rooster in Marlins broadcasts?
2:42–3:49
4
How does Greg Cody's wallet reflect his personality?
3:49–5:12
5
What impact does Cash Patel's hacking incident have on his reputation?
5:12–7:20
6
Why is the Miami Heat's recent performance noteworthy?
7:20–8:47
7
How does Greg Cody feel about baseball fashion trends?
8:47–10:02
8
What are the implications of the Heat's strategies against top teams?
10:02–42:18
Speakers
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