Sturm Wurm

Trust me, it's the illest podcast in the history of the universe.

I went to a gay club.

I went to a gay club.

I went to a gay club.

Did it have a cool gay name? I don't know whether they're supposed to be doing that in there.

Did it have a cool gay name? I don't know whether they're supposed to be doing that in there.

Did it have a cool gay name? I don't know whether they're supposed to be doing that in there.

I don't know whether that's supposed to be going on in there. A lap dance? I mean, it was a dude that worked there. It was like a go-go dancer.

I don't know whether that's supposed to be going on in there. A lap dance? I mean, it was a dude that worked there. It was like a go-go dancer.

I don't know whether that's supposed to be going on in there. A lap dance? I mean, it was a dude that worked there. It was like a go-go dancer.

It was arousing. I think same-gender lap dances are arousing.

It was arousing. I think same-gender lap dances are arousing.

It was arousing. I think same-gender lap dances are arousing.

That was my first one.

That was my first one.

That was my first one.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Like I said, instantly, like I even have a picture up. Instantly, I'm getting a million messages saying, I'll suck your dick right now.