Submarine Colleen
👤 Speaker
45
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Brooke and Jeffrey
Battle of the Tinder Dates (4/15/26)
A blended shake.
Brooke and Jeffrey
Battle of the Tinder Dates (4/15/26)
So I went to an Italian restaurant with a dude, and he completely freaked out on me after I ordered fettuccine Alfredo.
Brooke and Jeffrey
Battle of the Tinder Dates (4/15/26)
He said that it wasn't real Italian, and how dare I?
Brooke and Jeffrey
Battle of the Tinder Dates (4/15/26)
So I ended up changing my order, and I apologized.
Brooke and Jeffrey
Battle of the Tinder Dates (4/15/26)
I was like, I'm so sorry.
Brooke and Jeffrey
Battle of the Tinder Dates (4/15/26)
I didn't mean to offend you.
Brooke and Jeffrey
Battle of the Tinder Dates (4/15/26)
I didn't realize you were Italian.
Brooke and Jeffrey
Battle of the Tinder Dates (4/15/26)
Oh, because he's Italian.
Brooke and Jeffrey
Battle of the Tinder Dates (4/15/26)
Wait, but no, get this.
Brooke and Jeffrey
Battle of the Tinder Dates (4/15/26)
He says, wait, no, I'm not Italian, but I've seen The Godfather like 15 times, so I consider myself an honorary paisano.
Brooke and Jeffrey
Battle of the Tinder Dates (4/15/26)
Okay, so this is a post-date.
Brooke and Jeffrey
Battle of the Tinder Dates (4/15/26)
Went over to his house.
Brooke and Jeffrey
Battle of the Tinder Dates (4/15/26)
We're getting into bed.
Brooke and Jeffrey
Battle of the Tinder Dates (4/15/26)
He takes his shirt off, and my name is literally tattooed on his chest.