Superfan Giovanni (Host)

His real sort of alpha male, like, send me a retweet, I'll send you a case of Pepsi.

I'm fucking crazy.

If you're a southpaw, you could have a right hook, but that's really just a left hook.

it's dangerous to make everyone feel like you're light you're just a hollow tube of flesh unless you're infused with passion you know who's like that dude Casey Neustadt who works for Nike and does the just do it thing and he's like stop sitting on your ass go to Dubai and go jet skiing I'd love to I work at the fucking nuclear power plant how do I can I come will you buy me a ticket stop fucking around it's just so bourgeois

I wore a three-piece suit on the plane here this morning, and the stewardess sits next to me or crouches down, and she goes, you know, I noticed you're married, and you're also wearing a suit.

That's one of the things that discouraged me from getting married is that I don't think people dress up after, which is a weird thing to say, but...

Wow.

We went off on a tangent about people who go on planes like they're dressed for a sleepover.

Right.

And I go, what is the matter with denim?

It's a cotton twill.

I've slept in my jeans a million times.

You don't wake up going, oh, my God.

You know, this obsession with being comfortable and feeling okay is why there's such an abortion issue.

Because these men are so used to always doing what they want that they feel like they're going to come and they just go, oh, here we go.

Like, why didn't you pull it out, you fucking moron?

Do you shit your pants, too?

That's a good point.

Oh, that felt great.

It's hard to stay that mad at Earth.