Jesse Ventura + Jo Koy (Carolla Classics)
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What is discussed at the start of this section?
Welcome to Corolla Classics. I'm your host, Superfan Giovanni. This is the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights, and fan-selected clips from all 16 years of The Adam Corolla Show. We have a companion podcast titled Corolla Classics, available through PodcastOne.plus, where you can find the ad-free archives. And if you'd like the ad-free archives for The Adam Corolla Show, The Adam and Dr. Drew Show, or exclusive access to the brand-new podcast Beat It Out, make sure to check out Adam Corolla's Substack at adamcorolla.substack.com. And if you'd like to request a clip, please email us, classics, at adamcorolla.com. Let's get to the clips. Coming up first, we have Adam Krulishow, 1273, featuring Monica Mehta, Jesse Ventura, Alison Rosen, and Brian Bishop from 2014.
Good day, Allison Rosen.
Hello, Adam Carolla. You look very snazzy on a day when we have no air conditioning.
Thank you. And Bald Brian. That part is not funny.
The guy who was the caller in that call, at Bent Neck, requested that on Twitter, hashtag top drop. He requested a selfie.
Wow, I like that. Yeah, we had a little electrical issue here at the shop, and believe it or not, it gets warm in the studio with the lack of circulation and the lights and all. I was doing a little ESPN work today, so I had to get dressed up to do the TV to go out and do a little promotion for the Catch a Contractor thing. Although I now realize everyone's calling it To Catch a Contractor. Trained by the NBC show. Yeah, I think it's called Catch a Contractor, but we'll work it out. I also did Stern this morning. I wish I wasn't such a puss, like sleep puss. I'm a fucking Viking in all other areas, but a sleep puss.
Drinking.
Yes, fucking sleep puss. I had to do Stern and...
On today's episode of Sleep Puss.
Sleep Puss. Just a few more hours. We now return to Sleep Puss.
Just five more minutes.
Adam can't find his pointy hat with the weird fuzzy ball on the end of it.
His nightcap.
Yeah. I had to do Stern.
How does Adam Carolla prepare for his early morning shows?
I got to do Stern. And the Stern time was... 3.55 a.m. our time. And then I had a full day after that But it was going to be one of these things where, well, you get up, you do your thing and then, you know, you can go back to bed. But a couple of things. Your thing is being lucid and funny is not the same as you getting up, picking up a friend from an airport and coming back like that. I'll stay in my bathrobe. And by the time I get back to my house, I'll probably when I fall asleep, wake up the next morning, I probably forgot I did it. This is a wake up, you know, be entertaining.
There's no sweatpants and slippers in comedy.
I literally was in my sweatpants and slippers. But there's this part of you.
Your brain was well dressed.
Well, it's like Lynette was setting the coffee pot for three thirty a.m. instead of the six thirty seven in the morning. And I said. There's that weird choice. Like, I want to get a cup of coffee and wake up and be funny in front of millions of people. On the other hand, I'd like to go back to bed when I hang up at half an hour instead of drink half a pot of coffee at four in the morning. And then what? So I did this move. I always screw myself up with this, but I had my timer, and I was going to call in at 3.55 a.m., and we would just chat. The thing with Stern is you could go 14, 16 minutes. You could go an hour. You don't really know. And I did the move where I went to bed at about two minutes to midnight, but I wanted to set my little kitchen timer for four hours.
I wanted the psychological advantage of doing four hours versus three hours and 52 minutes, which I should have done either way. Got up two minutes to 4 a.m. Confuses the shit out of the dog, by the way. Like there's two thoughts I had. One is I woke up and when I got up, Molly was like, huh? Where are we going, boss? Because when I get up, it's time for Molly to get up. So Molly did the move where she was up, but she didn't know why she was up. And she was kind of trotting around the living room. And she was like, eh. I don't have to take a piss because I don't normally take a piss at four in the morning.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:15–2:20
2
How does Adam Carolla prepare for his early morning shows?
2:20–40:27
3
What insights does Jesse Ventura share about his views on air travel?
40:27–1:13:03
4
What are the implications of using guns for self-defense?
1:13:03–1:14:09
5
How do personal safety measures influence family security?
1:14:09–1:15:29
6
What are the risks associated with everyday conveniences?
1:15:29–2:15:56
7
What controversial advice is given about personal safety?
2:15:56–2:16:24
8
How do police responses to theft differ in Los Angeles?
2:16:24–3:20:46
Speakers
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