Superfan Giovanni

So he's like, oh, you know, how's married life?

And I said something not enthusiastic enough.

So then he started digging in about how, oh, your marriage must be in trouble because you don't seem happy enough and it's so early and you should still be in the honeymoon phase.

And so then I said what ended up in the song.

I feel like I found my soulmate.

Yay.

So that's where all of this is coming from.

Howie and Dag.

And those people get divorced a week later.

That's what I'm telling you.

Happy birthday, love you, blah, blah, blah.

I just think it's a lot of unnecessary pressure.

Remember when we were talking about the school shooting in Washington State and I said that there were two deaths.

One of them was the gunman and one was a female student that he shot.

And then there were four injured high schoolers.

One of the injured high schoolers has died, 14-year-old Gia Soriano.

So now the death toll is three.

A teacher reached out – yeah, a first-year teacher.

It was in the cafeteria.

A first-year teacher reached out and, like, pushed his hand, and then his hand – he shot himself in the neck.