Maria Menounos + Dr. Drew (Carolla Classics)
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What is discussed at the start of this section?
Welcome to Corolla Classics. I'm your host, superfan Giovanni. This is the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights, and fan-selected clips from all 16 years of The Adam Corolla Show. We have a companion podcast titled Corolla Classics, available ad-free exclusively through PodcastOne.plus. And if you'd like to find the ad-free archives of The Adam Corolla Show, The Adam and Dr. Drew Show, or exclusive access to the brand-new podcast, Beat It Out, make sure to check out Adam Corolla's Substack, adamcorolla.substack.com. And if you'd like to request a clip, please email us, classics at adamcorolla.com. All right, let's get to the clips. Coming up first, we have Adam Carolla's show 1441 with Maria Menounos, Alison Rosen, Brian Bishop from 2014.
Good day, Alison Rosen. Hello, Adam Carolla. And Paul Bryan. I've had too many experiments blow up in my mouth. At Omega Mando wanted that with the hashtag top drop. Well, lots of stuff to get to today. Maria Menounos is coming in. Speaking of screwing up names, I think I was saying George Clinton yesterday when I meant to say Bill Clinton.
I was wondering.
George is priced by the middle of the line.
Yeah, I meant to say Bill Clinton when I was talking about coming to your party. And I realized, why do I do George and Bill?
Isn't he your brother, George?
Well, there's George Bush, who was before or after or before and after the George Bush. And then there's George Washington. And those are the two things that get me to say George Clinton when I mean Bill Clinton, because my brain thinks president and George is the most presidential. There's no there's no bills of a couple of Williams or something, but no one ever called themselves Bill. No, it's actually a weird, insanely confident thing to do to run for president as a bill.
President Skip Clinton.
Yeah, I never even thought about it. But if you're an Ed, you got to go with Edward. And if you're Bill, you got to go with a William. You just can't. It's a weird thing. It's a kind of smuckers argument. It's an old advertising campaign. They got to be good with a name like smuckers. But the point is... I never thought about it, but everybody fancies up their name and even adds a middle name or initial. So it sounds presidential. So it sounds official. So it sounds authoritative. Bill, there's a guy running your country named Bill. That was Bob Dole's undoing. Should have been Robert Dole.
How did Maria Menounos influence the show?
That's right. President Dole. That's right. So anyway, that's where I get my Bill Clinton, George Clinton thing screwed up. But I meant Bill Clinton. Yeah, George Clinton probably. Get him over to your party for. I'd like to know what everyone's price is. I bet you can get him there for 20 grand.
I would think that would get him and P-Funk there.
Right. Speaking of P-Funk, that guy's got some pit funk going on in such a big way. Actually, when your hair goes down past your pits, then it just becomes the funk underground railroad that carries the shit everywhere. But that guy's fucking hair goes and gets caught under his pits everywhere. Remember there was like that joke when you were a kid where it's like, geez, why do your thumbs smell, Mr. Farmer? And then the guy would like tuck his thumbs under his pits and cross his arms and go, I don't know, or whatever. But George Clinton's hair is pretty funky, but it spends a lot of time in his armpits, if you really think about it.
Right, so you're smelling his pits in his hair.
Yes, if he reclines, his hair is going into his pits. And then we got a serious... We have a modality of stink transportation to get from the pit to the scalp. A feedback loop of pit smell. Yeah, whereas you, you're perfect, Brian. I'm good. I smell clean and neutral.
Do you remember that feeling of, and you might not, but being in school and smelling the hair of the person in front of you? And if it happened to be some... crazy stoner person. It never really smelled good.
Well, they had that shampoo for a while in the 70s. Gee, your hair smells like George Clinton. Short-lived for a reason.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:15–2:44
2
How did Maria Menounos influence the show?
2:44–4:37
3
What humorous anecdotes are shared about names and presidents?
4:37–1:15:23
4
What relationship dynamics are revealed through birthday celebrations?
1:15:23–1:16:29
5
How do personal experiences shape views on gift-giving in relationships?
1:16:29–1:17:51
6
What insights are shared about the pressures of social expectations?
1:17:51–2:17:47
7
What humorous ideas are proposed for handling drunken behavior in public?
2:17:47–2:19:17
8
What insights are shared about the challenges of parenting and homework?
2:19:17–3:18:17
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