Tanya

So it was a little bit anticlimactic and no earth moved at all. Okay. It just shot straight out of it like a cannon. So dad being a Mr. Scientist, he treated it like a science experiment. We changed one thing. So some of the things we tried was stuffing it with a blanket to make it push out like a firecracker. We tried chicken wire in a blanket. We tried a big, huge boulder.

Things weren't working. So now we're increasing the number of scoots. We go to two. Oh, boy. We finally get up to three.

Things weren't working. So now we're increasing the number of scoots. We go to two. Oh, boy. We finally get up to three.

Things weren't working. So now we're increasing the number of scoots. We go to two. Oh, boy. We finally get up to three.

This is like when you take too many drugs because the drugs haven't hit you.

This is like when you take too many drugs because the drugs haven't hit you.

This is like when you take too many drugs because the drugs haven't hit you.

We're up to three scoops in the hole. My mom calls my brother and my sister and I that were home from college. We had to leave for an eye doctor appointment. We take off. Uh-oh. At the last second, she makes my little sister with the chicken pox come with us. She didn't want to leave dad experimenting with dynamite with a sick little girl inside. So he's doing it all by himself.

We're up to three scoops in the hole. My mom calls my brother and my sister and I that were home from college. We had to leave for an eye doctor appointment. We take off. Uh-oh. At the last second, she makes my little sister with the chicken pox come with us. She didn't want to leave dad experimenting with dynamite with a sick little girl inside. So he's doing it all by himself.

We're up to three scoops in the hole. My mom calls my brother and my sister and I that were home from college. We had to leave for an eye doctor appointment. We take off. Uh-oh. At the last second, she makes my little sister with the chicken pox come with us. She didn't want to leave dad experimenting with dynamite with a sick little girl inside. So he's doing it all by himself.

We come home, country roads, everybody has a couple acres, and we're at our neighbor's house, and there are dirt clods everywhere.

We come home, country roads, everybody has a couple acres, and we're at our neighbor's house, and there are dirt clods everywhere.

We come home, country roads, everybody has a couple acres, and we're at our neighbor's house, and there are dirt clods everywhere.

And the closer we get to our house, there's more.

And the closer we get to our house, there's more.

And the closer we get to our house, there's more.

We're getting scared. The closer we get to the driveway to the house, it's so much that my brother just undoes the van door, huge Mormon van door, by the way, And we bolt out of there and we just head towards the back of the property. And we're looking for body parts, honestly. Like, where is dad? Oh. So the hole back there is massive.

We're getting scared. The closer we get to the driveway to the house, it's so much that my brother just undoes the van door, huge Mormon van door, by the way, And we bolt out of there and we just head towards the back of the property. And we're looking for body parts, honestly. Like, where is dad? Oh. So the hole back there is massive.

We're getting scared. The closer we get to the driveway to the house, it's so much that my brother just undoes the van door, huge Mormon van door, by the way, And we bolt out of there and we just head towards the back of the property. And we're looking for body parts, honestly. Like, where is dad? Oh. So the hole back there is massive.

Exactly. New spa. Dax, you could lay in the bottom of it with your arms outstretched and just be fine. Wow.