Taylor Neely

And then he takes me to a tall, lanky black guy, and I give him money, and he could have walked away with the money, but crackheads are very honorable, and he comes back with... He comes back with the crack, and we smoke it, and then, like, somehow I get a gaggle of, like, homeless guys, and we're walking down the street...

And we go into a, I go into a convenience store because I want some water, because Coke and crack makes you very thirsty. And I like, they start asking me for money and shit, and I don't want to deal with this. So I'm walking out of the gas station, and there's another guy walking to his car, and then like, oh, yo, pretend I'm with you. And I get in their car, and we speed off.

And we go into a, I go into a convenience store because I want some water, because Coke and crack makes you very thirsty. And I like, they start asking me for money and shit, and I don't want to deal with this. So I'm walking out of the gas station, and there's another guy walking to his car, and then like, oh, yo, pretend I'm with you. And I get in their car, and we speed off.

And we go into a, I go into a convenience store because I want some water, because Coke and crack makes you very thirsty. And I like, they start asking me for money and shit, and I don't want to deal with this. So I'm walking out of the gas station, and there's another guy walking to his car, and then like, oh, yo, pretend I'm with you. And I get in their car, and we speed off.

And then these guys are like, yo, what'd you get into tonight? And I'm like, well, I smoked crack for the first time. And then they're like, well, you want to smoke some more? So...

And then these guys are like, yo, what'd you get into tonight? And I'm like, well, I smoked crack for the first time. And then they're like, well, you want to smoke some more? So...

And then these guys are like, yo, what'd you get into tonight? And I'm like, well, I smoked crack for the first time. And then they're like, well, you want to smoke some more? So...

He dropped me back off at my friend's fraternity house at 6 a.m.

He dropped me back off at my friend's fraternity house at 6 a.m.

He dropped me back off at my friend's fraternity house at 6 a.m.

Drunk B loves it. Okay. Sober me, it's bad. It's bad at the end. It's fun for the first 30 minutes.

Drunk B loves it. Okay. Sober me, it's bad. It's bad at the end. It's fun for the first 30 minutes.

Drunk B loves it. Okay. Sober me, it's bad. It's bad at the end. It's fun for the first 30 minutes.

Every time I got drunk until I got it under control this time.

Every time I got drunk until I got it under control this time.

Every time I got drunk until I got it under control this time.

No, it was more like I'm like a binger. Like I'll relapse and then I'll binge for like a week and I went to the psych ward recently and that was bad. I was being too naughty. What the fuck?

No, it was more like I'm like a binger. Like I'll relapse and then I'll binge for like a week and I went to the psych ward recently and that was bad. I was being too naughty. What the fuck?

No, it was more like I'm like a binger. Like I'll relapse and then I'll binge for like a week and I went to the psych ward recently and that was bad. I was being too naughty. What the fuck?

Okay, I am the guy on the corner with the windshield wiper just trying to wash people's windshields.