Taylor Troesh

I want to take this time to coin a phrase. I think we should be calling self-driving cars. We should be calling them autos.

I mean, it's literally true. I know, but it's fell out of fashion. People don't say auto anymore. If somebody's like, excuse me, sir, would you like to get in my vehicle? I'd be like, no thanks.

Oh, you won't know when it hits.

And for the listeners, caverite is spelled favorite with a C. It's a really dumb word. I'm already against it.

F-R-Y?

Not P-H-R-E-Y?

I have no idea that.

Yeah, I get in trouble at home. My wife's like, we're going to have to pay for Botox if you keep on doing that. Because I just do it all day. I'm just like...

Oh, actually, I've got a good one now.

Yeah. Give me Shakespeare, brah. Shakespeare it is. Give me Shakespeare, brah.

Dan Tan. Dan Tan. Dan Tan.

Sounds like a PhD thing, dude.

Books. Books.

yeah yeah that's that's exactly how it feels and then he becomes like a shakespearean scholar yeah yeah there you go and that's it romeo and uh julian right like that i love that book oh yeah you've modernized it modern nah dude i read it in the original latin

Oh, okay. That was just for you guys.

We'll deal with that one.

I just found out my mom's been lying to me for a long time. She's been telling me that I'm cool, but she's been telling other people that I'm lame. Really? Yeah, dude. This is a crisis. Recent crisis.

Dude, she went on the news. She announced it in front of the public.

Dude, that's so cool.

It's like you're destined to write a book now. It's like, yeah.